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10 Best Elf Quotes To Live By

Buddy brought out such joy in Christmas and we all should display the same enthusiasm.

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10 Best Elf Quotes To Live By

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We could all relate to Buddy at one point in our lives and pasta topped with maple syrup and candy doesn't sound so bad after all. Buddy brought out such joy in Christmas and we all should display the same enthusiasm.

1. "You sit on a throne of lies."

***when your sister says she didn't borrow your shirt.

2. "So good news...I saw a dog today."

***non-dog lovers roll their eyes as they will never truly understand the joy dogs bring into the world.

3. "I love you. I love you. I LOVE YOUUUUUU!!!"

***seeing your best friends after coming home for break.

4. "We elves like to stick to the same four food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup."

***after a rough day treating yourself to as many sweets as possible because you deserve it.

5. "I planned out our whole day. First we'll make snow angles for two hours, and then we'll go ice skating, and then we'll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we'll snuggle."

***seeing your mom after being away from her for the first months of college, snuggling is key.

6. "Deb, you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card."

***when your mom picks the ugliest picture of you for the Christmas card and she looks great.

7. "You smell like beef and cheese."

***after your friend says Jimmy John's came out with a new sandwich...

8. "This place reminds me of Santa's workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me."

***walking into your kitchen on Christmas where everyone is cramming to cook the feast. My bad I just wanted the almond milk.

9. "I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR."

***when no one else has the same joy when the Pillsbury Christmas cookies come out.

10. "I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins."

***when you realize you forgot to do all of your assignments because you were too busy watching Love Island.

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