Are You An Elephant?
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

Are You An Elephant?

If you are a 6,000 pound mammal, chances are you're an elephant!

262
Are You An Elephant?

Do you relate to elephants on a spiritual level? Do you wear elephant pants and post on Facebook about saving elephants from poachers? Do you think maybe you were an elephant in a past life? Well, here's your chance to find out! Ask yourself these questions to determine on what level you relate to elephants!

Do you have eyelashes?

If you don't, you're clearly not an elephant. Or a mammal, for that matter.

Do you have a trunk?

If you do, I hope you're skilled at picking up things and collecting water with it!

Can you swim?

If you can, you should be able to use your trunk like a snorkel!

Do your teeth weigh three kg?

If so, I hope you have a toothbrush as large as this.

Do you drink 80 gallons of water in a day?

I hope you have a large bladder for all that water.

Do you have large ears?

It's almost like Dumbo!

Do you comfort your young when they are upset?

Or maybe you can express grief and compassion.

Do you like to play?

I'm sure you do!

If you answered yes to all of these questions, there is no doubt in my mind that you are an elephant. If you only answered yes to a few, odds are you still relate to elephants on a spiritual level.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

5 Cakes You Need to Try This Winter

Spending the winter trying different cakes can be a great way to combat seasonal depression. Lift the spirits of your entire family by trying these five cakes.

10725
Try This Winter

The winter can be a dull time spent indoors with very little change. But, it doesn't have to be that way. There are plenty of ways to spice up your daily routine, and dessert is one of them.

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

5 Reasons to Consider a Career as a Defense Lawyer

Lawyers are supposed to be unbiased. Lawyers are trained to look at both sides of an issue and give equal weight to each side. It is meant to be their mantra, "My client is innocent until proven guilty."

88064
Career as a Defense Lawyer

Lawyers are supposed to be unbiased. Lawyers are trained to look at both sides of an issue and give equal weight to each side. It is meant to be their mantra, "My client is innocent until proven guilty." But if you're thinking about becoming a defense attorney, it's not this pretty simple. Defense lawyers argue that their clients are innocent because they don't want their actions to seem suspect in any way. They essentially say for the sake of the argument itself. If you're trying to decide whether or not becoming a defense attorney is something you would like to do, here are five reasons why it's worth considering:

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

What Everyone Should Know About Online Degrees

Nowadays, many working adults, high school graduates, and retired lifelong learners are choosing to advance their careers, lives, and personal knowledge by completing school at home.

191928
Online Degrees

The rising popularity of online college and graduate school degrees has completely changed the face of education and student life. It's no longer necessary to pack up all your belongings and head off to a distant locale in order to earn a diploma. Nowadays, many working adults, high school graduates, and retired lifelong learners are choosing to advance their careers, lives, and personal knowledge by completing school at home.

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

What I am thankful for

I am saying one thing that I am thankful each day for until Thanksgiving. You try it to it will bring you joy.

145032
It's Thanksgiving time
Element5 Digital

November 1st, I am thankful for God and Jesus. I put my faith in them, they protect and help me through the happy and the sad in life. I could not imagine a world without them.

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

Chatting with the Iron Boy Himself Arthur Bozikas

Arthur Bozikas has penned a memoir that is heart-breaking and gutsy, as well as being full of hope and gratitude. This book is guaranteed to lift up readers and have them believing in the resilience and transcendence of the human spirit, making it a must read for years to come.

93992
Arthur Bozikas

Arthur Bozikas has penned a memoir that is heart-breaking and gutsy, as well as being full of hope and gratitude. This book is guaranteed to lift up readers and have them believing in the resilience and transcendence of the human spirit, making it a must read for years to come.

Keep Reading... Show less
Facebook Comments