Are You An Elephant?
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Are You An Elephant?

If you are a 6,000 pound mammal, chances are you're an elephant!

Are You An Elephant?

Do you relate to elephants on a spiritual level? Do you wear elephant pants and post on Facebook about saving elephants from poachers? Do you think maybe you were an elephant in a past life? Well, here's your chance to find out! Ask yourself these questions to determine on what level you relate to elephants!

Do you have eyelashes?

If you don't, you're clearly not an elephant. Or a mammal, for that matter.

Do you have a trunk?

If you do, I hope you're skilled at picking up things and collecting water with it!

Can you swim?

If you can, you should be able to use your trunk like a snorkel!

Do your teeth weigh three kg?

If so, I hope you have a toothbrush as large as this.

Do you drink 80 gallons of water in a day?

I hope you have a large bladder for all that water.

Do you have large ears?

It's almost like Dumbo!

Do you comfort your young when they are upset?

Or maybe you can express grief and compassion.

Do you like to play?

I'm sure you do!

If you answered yes to all of these questions, there is no doubt in my mind that you are an elephant. If you only answered yes to a few, odds are you still relate to elephants on a spiritual level.

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