December is underway, and do you know what that means? CHRISTMAS IS APPROACHING! Here are some tips to help you make it through this holiday season.
DO: Ask your mom to borrow a sweater for a holiday party.
DON'T: Tell her that the theme is "Ugly Christmas Sweater" party.
DO: Hang up festive and tasteful lights to show you're in the holiday spirit.
DON'T: Put up lights like these:
DO: Bring your significant other to the family parties, only if you're ready to unleash that part of your life.
DON'T: Forget to remind your senile grandmother that you are no longer with your previous significant other to avoid confusion and hurt feelings and suspicions of having a lover on the side.
DO: Listen to Christmas music 24/7.
DON'T: Turn it on until 12:01am the day after Thanksgiving.
DO: Get your friends funny gifts if you are in a jokin' mood.
DON'T: Buy gag gifts like these:
DO: Have some fun at the office holiday party (you deserve it!)
DON'T: Get wasted in front of the people who sign your paychecks (especially if you're underage...)
DO: Ask your family members questions about their lives, you know, to catch up on events like any caring relative would do.
DON'T: Bring up your Aunt Linda's 3rd divorce.
DO: Stay positive and happy during this joyous time!
DON'T: Expect every. single. aspect. of the season to go absolutely perfectly. (For example: getting every present on your list and avoiding awkward questions from even more awkward family members and the dinner you're making turning out unscathed)
Relax, and enjoy the most wonderful time of the year!