"You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try."

Why wouldn't you listen to a high-profile singer, actress, and entrepreneur?

"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap."

"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."

But she is a girl and now there's a bunch of Dolly Parton-esque drag queens anyways!

"Find out who you are and do it on purpose."

"We're all just a bunch of sinners but we do the best we can."

"Every diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort."

"I'm not going to limit myself because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else."

Do it like Dolly.

"If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one."

And if you're like her, you might just pave a road to your own amusement park.

"I always just thought if you see somebody without a smile, give 'em yours!"

You'll never run out of 'em anyways!

"My weaknesses have always been food and men-- in that order!"