I think every dog owner wishes their dog could talk (at least sometimes). I know I’ve told mine that if they can speak, I’d keep it between just us.

One of my dogs is a pug (her name is Pebbles), and if you don’t know much about pugs, a big thing is they have a very strong personality. I’ve only had Pebbles for about 6 months, but here are just a few things I’m sure she would say if she could talk.

1. “Why does everyone laugh when I snort??”

2. “Sooo I know that’s your food, but everything that’s yours is mine… right?”

3. “Grass tastes so good and I love it so much I’m going to eat it even though you keep telling me no!”

4. “Why does that dog look like me? Why is that dog next to you? What’s a mirror? Why is everyone laughing??”

5. “I literally don’t understand a single word you are saying but you’re holding a treat so I’ll pretend like I understand what’s going on.”

6. “I really only like one of my toys but I’m going to take all of them out just for you.”

7. “Why don’t the dogs in the black box come out and play with me? They’re just sitting there and you guys are boring me.”

8. “I know I just ate but like, more please?”

9. “What’s a chainsaw? Why do people keep saying I sound like one when I sleep?”

10. “My main talent has to be the fact that I can fall asleep sitting up and still make it look cute.”

11. “Please please please constantly pet me and give me attention!!