Dear iPhone 7,
No one likes doing this sort of thing. I understand that you are usually my type, but you are just trying too hard to be different. The problem is your differences are not in an area that really boost you in any sort of way. In fact, they don't really make you different at all.
If we were to be together I would be beating myself up over all the money I could have saved on an older version of you. A version that will have the same software upgrades within a few months.
I wanted to like you, I really did. I think of all the memories we could have shared through social media and all the late night conversations. I want to make memories, just not with you.
It was never within my intention to hurt you. It is honestly the last thing I would want to do. But I have to drop you and hope that I am not shattering your glass...
I long for something new, fresh, and fun. I'm sorry that it can't be with you.
It's not me, it's you.