A look at the world through the eyes of our favorite 90's, cynical teen.
1. "All that matters in a relationship is that you like the same pizza toppings."
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/62206038577822180/
Exactly the basis of every great relationship.
2. "My goal is to not wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life on a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens."
https://weheartit.com/entry/126839586
Everyone's biggest fear, I feel.
3. "Daria do you ever feel like you're wasting your life?" "Only when I'm awake"
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/356769601703946559/?lp=true
Sleep is really what we all crave.
4. "You're never going to make friends if you keep your nose buried in a book." "Let's hope."
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/184858759678066021/?lp=true
Book lovers can relate.
5. " I'm not being negative. I'm being edgy."
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/127156389453340882/?lp=true
Being negative is edgy now.
6. "Aren't teenage girls screwed up enough without your foisting your shallow values on them and making their lousy self images even worse?"
https://daria.fandom.com/wiki/The_Lost_Girls
A valid point, Daria.
7. "The Telltale Heart? I love romance novels!" "Yeah, nothing says 'be mine' like a pounding heart beneath a floorboard."
https://www.aerogrammestudio.com/2014/09/30/daria-morgendorffer-reading-list/daria-the-telltale-heart/
Edgar Allen Poe was the epitome of goth romance.
8. "I figure if the people suck then I can always wear headphones."
https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/308285536963020163/
A viable solution, Jane!
9. "They say high school is supposed to be the happiest time of your life.""Yeah, only if your life is extremely short."
https://weheartit.com/entry/142060018
Some people really do peak in high school.
10. "I don't have low self esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else."
http://www.mtv.com/news/2510311/daria-first-episode-esteemsters-questions/
Low esteem for everyone else. Me, too Daria.
11. "If something makes you feel good, like being in love, there must be a corresponding painful side, like losing at love."
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/398498266999359745/?lp=true
Realistic insight from English class at Lawndale High.
12. "Daria, do you have to put everything in such a negative light?""Could you possibly be referring to the harsh light of reality?"
https://me.me/i/daria-do-you-have-to-put-everything-in-such-74b3a97e7cc14145a6dc8da5b7258995
The realists approach to the optimists inquiries.
13. "Why didn't I just stay home where it's nice and quiet and nothing ever happens?"
https://tenor.com/view/daria-stay-home-gif-10145854
Truthfully, the mood when you're out and get hit with a minor inconvenience.
