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The Top 13 Daria Quotes To Fuel Your Inner Cynic

The top quotes from our favorite cynical, 90's teenager.

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A look at the world through the eyes of our favorite 90's, cynical teen.

1. "All that matters in a relationship is that you like the same pizza toppings."

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Exactly the basis of every great relationship.

2. "My goal is to not wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life on a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens."

https://weheartit.com/entry/126839586

Everyone's biggest fear, I feel.

3. "Daria do you ever feel like you're wasting your life?" "Only when I'm awake"

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Sleep is really what we all crave.

4. "You're never going to make friends if you keep your nose buried in a book." "Let's hope."

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Book lovers can relate.

5. " I'm not being negative. I'm being edgy."

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Being negative is edgy now.

6. "Aren't teenage girls screwed up enough without your foisting your shallow values on them and making their lousy self images even worse?"

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A valid point, Daria.

7. "The Telltale Heart? I love romance novels!" "Yeah, nothing says 'be mine' like a pounding heart beneath a floorboard."

https://www.aerogrammestudio.com/2014/09/30/daria-morgendorffer-reading-list/daria-the-telltale-heart/

Edgar Allen Poe was the epitome of goth romance.

8. "I figure if the people suck then I can always wear headphones."

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A viable solution, Jane!

9. "They say high school is supposed to be the happiest time of your life.""Yeah, only if your life is extremely short."

https://weheartit.com/entry/142060018

Some people really do peak in high school.

10. "I don't have low self esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else."

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Low esteem for everyone else. Me, too Daria.

11. "If something makes you feel good, like being in love, there must be a corresponding painful side, like losing at love."

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Realistic insight from English class at Lawndale High.

12. "Daria, do you have to put everything in such a negative light?""Could you possibly be referring to the harsh light of reality?"

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The realists approach to the optimists inquiries.

13. "Why didn't I just stay home where it's nice and quiet and nothing ever happens?"

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Truthfully, the mood when you're out and get hit with a minor inconvenience.

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