Ah, dad jokes. Where would we be without them? We can't live with them and we can't live without them, and we always eye roll them when we hear them. One things for sure though, we love to hate them. You can't help but giggle along with the eye roll when a "good" dad joke is told.They're quirky and so bad that they're hilarious. Dad jokes stem from the sarcasm and goofiness that most fathers possess. With that being said here's cringe worthy dad jokes that actually hurt us.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese.
2. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
3. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
4. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers, get it sneak.
5. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea. (No eye-d-a).
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
7. Where do cows go on a date?
To the moo-vies.
8. What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop.
9. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
11. How does a penguin build their houses?
Igloo's it together.
12. What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
13. Why can the bike stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
14. What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
GiphyIt let out a little wine.
16. Did I tell you about the time I did a back flip?
I was head over heels.
17. Wanna hear a joke about construction?
"I'm still working on it."
18.Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged.
19. I'll call you later.
"Don't call me Later, call me dad."
20. Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind it's tear-able.
21. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
22. How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
23. What do spiders do in their free time?
Go on the web.
24. Dad, can you put my shoes on?
"No, I don't think they'll fit me."
25. I'm hungry.
"Hi Hungry, I'm dad."
