Hello. My name is Annabelle and I am a single mother of one four-legged baby. His name is Hank.
You might be a crazy dog mom, too, if you show any of these symptoms.
Buy him a monthly subscription box instead of yourself
Bark Box is so expensive and Hank destroys the toys in about 15 minutes. But that face... he loves his Bark Boxes so I can't unsubscribe.
FaceTime him when you go on vacation
I am a helicopter mom for sure. Whoever is watching Hank HAS to send me updates. I want to know how his day was and I must speak to him via FaceTime.
Hold him like an infant at all times--even at the dinner table
He wants to be engaged in the dinner conversation too.
Buy him Chick-fil-a nuggets if you are gone for too long
I feel so bad if I am in class all day and am too tired to play with him when I get home... so I buy him nuggets. #ChildhoodObesity
Give him half of your dinner...every time
I have to make sure my child has a well balanced diet.
Buy him new toys before you go out of town as a peace offering
I needed him to know that I still loved him and that I was going to come back home.
Throw him a birthday "pawty" and insist that everyone bring a gift
That cake was a pain to bake and smelled so weird. The things I do for Hank...
You own a leggings with his face on them. Yes... this one is bad.
Is it bad to admit I also have the matching socks?
Take him to Starbucks for puppuchinos so often that the baristas know him by name
Your barista knows your order, my barista knows my dog.
Make sure his Instagram is always poppin
Hank has dog friends on Instagram. Other dog moms and I communicate to each other as if we are our dog. I must stop this sentence before I really think about how insane this is.