Hi guys it's Haley again, giving you your weekly dose of my words! This week I am tired (scary tired, so it's festive)!!! School is kicking my booty repeatedly and without ceasing, I haven't been sleeping much, and I physically cannot consume enough coffee, with scream and sugar of course (see joke 28 for details)!!! I do not have a well thought out prose piece, political rant, or words of wisdom to give you all (sigh).
But let's not dwell on that, let's get excited for Halloween! It's days away and I am pumped for a spooky night!! Catch me doing the monster mash all day long!
This week's article is literally just 31 Halloween jokes in hopes of getting a haunting cackle out of all of us. I may or may not have giggled out loud a few times while composing this article, I'll leave that piece of information up for debate.
Without further ado, here lay 31 scary good jokes!
1. What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A human bean!
2. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? You suck!
3. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
5. Where did the goblin throw the football? Over the ghoul line!
6. Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat? Because of the coffin!
7. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? A toasty ghosty!
9. What do you call two spiders who just got married? Newly webbed!
10. Which building does Dracula visit in New York? The Vampire State Building!
11. What do Italians eat on Halloween? Fettuccine Afraid-o!
12. What do witches use in their hair? Scare-spray!
13. What instrument do skeletons play? The Trom-bone!
14. What’s a monster’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
16. Where do vampires keep their money? The blood bank!
17. Why doesn’t anyone like Count Dracula? He’s a real pain in the neck!
18. What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghoster!
19. What kind of clothes do the cool zombies wear? Decay NY!
20. What is a vampire’s least favorite song? “You Are My Sunshine”
22. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
23. Why did the traveling witch throw up? She was broom sick!
24. Where do ghosts buy their milk and eggs? At the ghost-ery store!
25. Where do villains go to send their mail? The ghost office!
27. How do monsters tell their future? They read their horror-scope!
28. How do ghosts like their coffee? Dark with extra scream!
29. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin pi (3.1428571428571428571428571428571)!
30. Why can’t you see a ghost’s mom and dad? Because they’re transparents!
Trick or treat! Merry Spookmas! Happy Halloween!
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