8 Conversations I Would Have With My Dog If She Could Talk Back
Start writing a post
popular

8 Conversations I Would Have With My Dog If She Could Talk Back

Because she is pawsitively my bestie.

764
8 Conversations I Would Have With My Dog If She Could Talk Back
Peggy Dwyer

If there is one person in this whole wide world that I would want input from 24/7, would be my dog. Imagine everything she sees, hears, and feels all day long and we hear none of it. After all, she has been there for me at my worst, probably the only one who truly knows all. But imagine if we knew all about them? Here is the conversation I would have with my sweet puppy if she would talk back to me.

1. "Soo .. what friends of mine do you actually like?"

You know how your Mom always spots the fake friends, imagine how good your dog could be at this.

2. "Do you get tired of eating the same food all of the time?"

Could you imagine.. the same food... the same treats... every day

3. "How long does one day feel to you?"

I mean for us, a day can feel as quick as ten minutes or as long as ten years. But more importantly, how long does it feel for the puppies?

4. "What are you favorite spots to get pet?"

Do they just wag their tail to be polite? Or are they actually enjoying their pets?

5. "Do you have anyone over when we leave?"

Humans out, puppy party started

6. "Who are your besties on the block?"

What is good with the dog drama, spill the tea.

7. "Do you just pretend to sleep when we walk into the room?"

Just like when we were little and did not want to walk inside after falling asleep in the car, so we pretended to be asleep to get carried inside.

8. "Who is your favorite family member?"

I mean... obviously you have to have favorites, right?

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

54239
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less
a man and a woman sitting on the beach in front of the sunset

Whether you met your new love interest online, through mutual friends, or another way entirely, you'll definitely want to know what you're getting into. I mean, really, what's the point in entering a relationship with someone if you don't know whether or not you're compatible on a very basic level?

Consider these 21 questions to ask in the talking stage when getting to know that new guy or girl you just started talking to:

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

Challah vs. Easter Bread: A Delicious Dilemma

Is there really such a difference in Challah bread or Easter Bread?

34907
loaves of challah and easter bread stacked up aside each other, an abundance of food in baskets
StableDiffusion

Ever since I could remember, it was a treat to receive Easter Bread made by my grandmother. We would only have it once a year and the wait was excruciating. Now that my grandmother has gotten older, she has stopped baking a lot of her recipes that require a lot of hand usage--her traditional Italian baking means no machines. So for the past few years, I have missed enjoying my Easter Bread.

Keep Reading...Show less
Adulting

Unlocking Lake People's Secrets: 15 Must-Knows!

There's no other place you'd rather be in the summer.

957239
Group of joyful friends sitting in a boat
Haley Harvey

The people that spend their summers at the lake are a unique group of people.

Whether you grew up going to the lake, have only recently started going, or have only been once or twice, you know it takes a certain kind of person to be a lake person. To the long-time lake people, the lake holds a special place in your heart, no matter how dirty the water may look.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Top 10 Reasons My School Rocks!

Why I Chose a Small School Over a Big University.

182827
man in black long sleeve shirt and black pants walking on white concrete pathway

I was asked so many times why I wanted to go to a small school when a big university is so much better. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure a big university is great but I absolutely love going to a small school. I know that I miss out on big sporting events and having people actually know where it is. I can't even count how many times I've been asked where it is and I know they won't know so I just say "somewhere in the middle of Wisconsin." But, I get to know most people at my school and I know my professors very well. Not to mention, being able to walk to the other side of campus in 5 minutes at a casual walking pace. I am so happy I made the decision to go to school where I did. I love my school and these are just a few reasons why.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments