You're in too far at this point

You've done too much. You're in too deep. Remember, there's no refunds on college. You can't waste thousands upon thousands of dollars and not get a degree out of it.

You're almost done with CORE classes

For me at least, my college has a ridiculous core curriculum requirement. I've pretty much only taken five classes that pertain to my major and minor at this point and I'm halfway through my junior year. Ridiculous. I know I signed up for this and it'll make me a more well-rounded person and scholar, but it's freaking annoying at this point!

I keep telling myself that thankfully, this is almost over and I soon will be able to take all classes that I actually want to be taking. Thank god!

You are a strong powerful individual and you can handle anything

I keep telling myself that I've already made it through so many ridiculous professors and semesters, that at this point, if I've handled everything so far - of course I can get through this and finish college.

Stripping is a valid backup plan

We all joke about dropping out of school and becoming a stripper. While we all joke, it is actually a very valid backup plan. So at least we all have that, if all else fails. How's that for reassurance.

Everything happens for a reason

Yes there are times where I very aggressively question why I ever went to college in the first place. I am a very firm believer that everything happens for a reason and that even though life is a very intense roller coaster that I did not sign up to go on and am definitely too short to be on, it all works out for the best in the end.