Remember when we were little kids and Crayola, especially the 96-color box was a big hit! As college students, that is still popular but we hardly use them, but we wonder what colors describe our majors. So here are 24 majors described in four colors.
Finance- Asparagus, Shamrock, Brown and, Piggy Pink
Now that it seems “talking” is the new way to date, and will stay that way until another idiotic term is used to describe the people who can’t settle down and just date someone, I feel as if it’s time to go over the unwritten rules of “talking.”
Rule 1. Having feeling without feeling.
You need to be careful with your feelings. You’re supposed to have feeling for the person you’re talking to, but you can’t feel something for that person. Think of it as dipping a toe into the water — you only put in your toe, not your whole body.
Most of the time, you don’t go public with someone you’re “talking” to. It’s because we like to keep our options open, and not commit to anyone — because commitment means dating, and we don’t play that game. But, with not going public or giving commitment to the other person, brings in the issue of others trying to get with your person.
Well, the answer is: as many as you can keep up with. An average person is “talking” to at least two other people, that way if one of them turns out to be boring/annoying/unattractive, you have other options. We don’t like to be limited to just one option, ever. Think of it like a baseball team — if you strike out with one of them, you still have a ton more to go through.
Rule 4. What About Friends?
If you’re just “talking”, it seems to mean that there’s not enough connection for the other person to lock it down with you and actually date. So, it does mean you can “talk” to their friends, too. You can ultimately get with whoever you want, because “talking” doesn’t mean you’re committing to one person, and the other person you’re “talking” to probably has a few other people on the side.
Vague captions on Instagram photos about having fun with your best friend or a tweet about having a good night with good friends is what you’ll probably be getting. No #wcw or #mcm, because those special hashtags are reserved for only the people you date. See, romance isn’t dead.
Rule 6. How Often You Should Text.
Texts should be answered about 15 to 20 minutes after received, to make it seem like you’re busy and have other people to talk to. If they make you wait, then you’re supposed to double that waiting time and make them wait that amount before you answer them. FaceTime is good because you can’t screenshot what the person is saying in order to humiliate them later when they get tired of “talking” and want a break from you. Snapchat means you should be on the list of best friends, but they shouldn’t be your top best friend because then you look desperate and like you really like this person enough to talk to them more than anyone else in your phone.
And, by the time you finish reading this article, I hope you see how truly dumb this entire setup is. There’s no excuse for it, we’re afraid of getting hurt so we mistreat others by not giving them a commitment and making them constantly second guess where they stand with us. Why put our heart on the line, when we can just break the other person’s heart instead? It’s 2016, feelings were so last year.
Are you one of those people that gets super upset when you miss out on anything? Well, you may have FOMO, or fear of missing out. In college it’s not hard to experience FOMO every once in a while. You just love doing everything and anything, so hen you have to miss out on something it's the worst possible thing in your mind. Whether you’re sick, have to work, or have so much work to do you could cry – FOMO will hit you hard in college.
1. Denial
You’re in denial about the commitments you already made, and are considering breaking them just so you don’t have to miss out on the shenanigans that your friends are about to get in to.
2. Angst
You hear everyone having an awesome time getting ready, and talking about what they’re going to do once they go out.
3. Unproductiveness
All you can think about is how you you’re probably going to be missing out on the best night of your life.
4. Sadness
Your friends have left, and you’re just sitting on the couch. Alone.
5. Regret
You start seeing the Snapchats and Instagrams of everyone out having an awesome time, and instantly regret your decision to stay in.
6. Anger
Fed up with everything, and wishing you weren’t at home.
7. Lonelieness
You’re so upset that even Netflix can’t fill the lonely void in your heart.
I've lived a whole 21 years with an RBF (Resting Bitch Face), so naturally, I go through most of these struggles on a daily basis.
And before you ask, yes I'm fine. No, I'm not mad. This is just my face, so take it or leave it! To those of you who have been #blessed with an RBF, you'll probably relate to these more than you'd like to:
1. People always asking if I'm ok
2. "Are you mad?"
3. Having to approach potential new friends first because they might be intimidated by you.
4. Getting complaints at work that you "look mean".
5. Having to literally force yourself to smile around new people.
6. "I always thought you were mean before I met you!"
7. I could be having the best day of my life and my face would still look like this:
8. When people start badgering you with questions if you're ok, you actually do start to become a little irritated and annoyed.
9. It makes your blood boil when someone tells you to smile more.
10. Constantly having to reassure people that you're happy.
11. The exhaustion that comes after having to fake a smile.
12. People always think you're judging them.
13. Trying to make your face look like a ray of sunshine, but giving up because it's too hard.
14. Feeling like you're over smiling when you're just smiling like a regular person.
15. When you really are in a bad mood and people just think it's another day for you.
I've composed a list of things that I wish upon you, and they're harsh and cruel. These things are things that I wouldn't wish upon my worst of enemies, not even that Starbuck's barista who always screws up my order,
not even him. You fall into a whole other category of hate. You surpass Starbucks barista. Congratulations, I'm actually a pretty nice person, making you worthy of every single bit of torture I wish upon you. What are these things I wish upon you you might ask?
1. I hope you get a unsatisfiable craving for Chick-fil-A on a Sunday.
Most of all, I hope that you realize that you lost one of the greatest people in this entire world. She's a saint, and I dare you to try to find someone as phenomenal as she is. You can go dip your toes in a blender now.