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The College Life As Told By Kimmy Schmidt

"Gosh darn mommy fudger."

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Being in college and trying to discover how to be an adult can be pretty difficult, but also incredibly funny and awkward. If you have not seen Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix yet, I would watch it asap! Somehow it sums up the "adulting" experience in a matter of (so far) only two seasons. It is probably one of the weirdest, funny, quirky, yet somehow completely relatable shows that I have ever seen.

1. When you're listening to your professor during lecture

Because let's be honest sometimes we just really do not know what they're saying. But we get pretty excited when we do.

2. When your friends are making plans but your bank account says you're not invited

Being an adult means newfound responsibilities, or in other words: a crap ton of bills to pay.

3. When your friends ask why you can't go out to eat with them

There are always those friends who are a little better off than you. Try not to get too offended when they ask you why you can never go out to eat.

4. When your professor asks you a question in class but you were half asleep

Maybe you shouldn't have pulled that all nighter, or maybe you just need a lot more coffee.

5.When you're reading for your classes

The language of academia is so much fancier than our regular lingo. LOL OMG.

6. When you have zero motivation to do your homework

You try doing three essays in one day Geena Davis. It's not fun, okay!?

7. When you thought you understood a concept and then your professor explains it

This was the entirety of math class for me. This makes total sense.... oh wait.

8. How APA formatting makes you cite your papers


As educated, collegiate students, we are required to back up our arguments with citations. But this is how it feels like when we present them.

9. When you're not sure you like your professor

There is always that one professor that you're not quite sure about. Maybe their teaching styles are just a little unconventional, but sometimes you just have to push through.

10. Finals week

This is basically what we refer to as hell week. Somehow we have to conjure up all of the knowledge from the past fifteen weeks and translate them into correct answers


College can definitely be a struggle. A lot of us are just trying to navigate our way through the adult world on top of going to class and studying hard. Sometimes we just have to sit back, relax and binge watch entire shows on Netflix. Lucky for you this show only has two seasons so far, so you still have time for homework!

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