Letās throw it back to the simpler times of Valentineās Day during grade school. There were no worries about whether that guy/girl you started seeing expects a romantic date, booking restaurant reservations three weeks in advance or if youāll be spending yet another February 14th without a significant other. Instead, everyone tried to impress their fellow classmates with the coolest Valentine's Day cards and the best candy to go along with it.
And, even though they were far from the best, we all remember handing out those little Sweetheart candies engraved with short sayings to our friends and, more importantly, our āspecialā friends. Valentine's Day was always filled with kids hyped up on too much sugar secretly professing their multiple crushes by means of heart-shaped candies. This is what those classic Sweetheart phrases really meant to your charming ten-year-old self.
1. āBe Mineā
If you had any ādatingā life, this one went to him/her because there is nothing more charismatic than telling your boyfriend/girlfriend that they are yours.
2. āUR Hotā
Because we were all awkward (and if you werenāt, you are lying), you always ignored this heart because āhotā was way more than your twitchy self could muster up to actually give someone.
3. āLove Bugā
This is the one your mom dug out of the box and forced into your hand before dropping you off at school. She gives you a big smooch on the cheek, declaring that youāre her ācutest little love bug!ā as you squirm under her affection, trying to get the car door open and escape the embarrassment.
4. āMy Palā
The heart you gave that guy/girl that you knew liked youā¦but you really just wanted to be just friends.
5. āForeverā
āForever... Forever?! Does that mean that I will be devoted to whoever I give this to for the rest of my life?! I am ten years oldā¦I am too young for this commitment!ā
6. āText Meā
This one was really just a tease because who had a cell phone as a child in the 2000s?
7. āI *heart* Youā
The ultimate secret admirer candy. If this little heart was left on your desk by a mysterious prince charming, it was the talk for the rest of the day.
8. āU R Cuteā
Itās hip, itās trendy, itās another millennial abbreviation! It was the heart you handed out when you wanted to prove your ācoolnessā to your crush.
9. āTrue Loveā
For your BFF because āOMG I love you! Best friends forever!!! No guy will ever come between us.ā
10. āXOXOā
Because one has to go to your favorite teacher, but itās too scandalous for your classmates because god forbid you actually imply kissing another human being! Therefore, it was just an all-around safe move to lock in your teacher's pet status with this heart.
11. āCutie Pieā
This one went to the sweet little girl in the front row with pigtails to whom you who are too afraid to talk too. And yet, you had the biggest crush on that "cutie pie."
12. āWink Winkā
Even though you didnāt know the meaning of the word āsexual," this was the closest your fifth-grade self got to it.
13. āPuppy Loveā
This is the heart that caused your Dad to lecture you because (apparently) youāre not supposed to feed your dog candy; yes, even though it literally says āpuppyā and you just want your dog to feel loved, too! Gosh dad!
14. āCall Meā
If you followed up this heart with your house phone number, you meant business.
15. All Others
Since you canāt possibly eat another one and risk someone deciphering the unknown riddles associated with these tiny candies, you saved all the rest to give to your parents. Mostly just to suck up so you could eat ice cream after dinner. Because thatās what you really needed...more sugar.