If you don't know who Chrissy Teigen is, you're missing out. Model, mom, and businesswoman, Chrissy Teigen, one half of everyone's favorite celebrity couple alongside her hubby John Legend, has made a lot of waves in recent years with her cookbooks and clothing and makeup lines. She's also an outspoken advocate for a wide range of political and social issues, recently starting a conversation online about breastfeeding in public and having led a fundraiser for the ACLU on Donald Trump's birthday that raised almost 300,000 dollars.
But even if you think you know Chrissy T, you don't know the half of her until you scroll through her Twitter. To save you the time, I picked out some of the top gems from the past couple years that are guaranteed to brighten your day.
1. At least the fish was good
My favorite part about my anniversary dinner was the girl who came to our table who john used to bone and also the sea bass— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1410653239.0
2. Two birds, one stone?
any doctors here? am I allowed to get a wax during my epidural? it's genius and there's a ton of time to kill anyhow— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1526181335.0
3. She gets my vote
there is a startling trend on Instagram of people pretending to still be on vacation when I know for a fact they’ve… https://t.co/1TgKvVHlak— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1530614262.0
4. Same thing
i woke up and thought john went the gym but nope. china.— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1444356017.0
5. She'll be the first to know
What time’s the war— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1530715614.0
6. The picture is just as good, right?
I am so lazy I thought about looking at the super moon and decided 2033 isn't even that far away— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1443402346.0
7. Preach
How is John taking off my jewelry "relationship goals" like your fuckin boyfriend won't take your necklace off jfc leave him— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1487041911.0
8. I would invite her to my cult anyday
Would never be a scientologist but offended to never have been asked— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1427858848.0
9. I don't know why but I absolutely agree
ugh natalie portman is so pretty i wish she ate animals— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1381973709.0
10. Shut up this is just adorable
@johnlegend sometimes i go to your page and get excited it says you follow me then i remember you married me im drunk— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1382841304.0
11. Think of how tiny this would be
It's be funny if a trapped airport bird had to go through security and take its little bird shoes and coat off and remove its bird laptop— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1354599927.0
12. Sephora can be more than a little overwhelming
i don't even get what a bb cream is and now you're telling me there is a cc— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1386660533.0
13. I don't even know how to introduce this one
I always forget about my white side so I candied my own pecans last night— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1386106965.0
14. Follow for more fire relationship advice
I always have a note in my pocket that says "john did it" just in case I'm murdered because I don't want him to remarry #truelove #tips— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1409421082.0
15. 1... 2... 3...
I like to tweet and start my phone timer to see how long it takes my publicist to call me— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1525962537.0
16. Not surprising
The penises people tweet me are always the worst penises— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1406055749.0
17. At least it sounds healthier
Cucumber vodka makes you feel like you're at a spa being healthy when u are really just being another fuckin drunk at a sad bar— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1327714723.0
18. How could we overlook this?
2 grammy noms for @johnlegend no one has congratulated me for being the inspiration behind "all of me" without me there is no all of me— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1417836840.0
19. Goals
“I UsEd 2 ResPecT u!!!!!!!!!!” ??? John ate chicken wings off my ass and my last cookbook was 98 percent gratuitous… https://t.co/Vny7mmv1Vt— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1522330053.0
If you're curious about the first part—as you should be—I'll leave the video here.
20. Glad the industry is doing so much good
I waited 10 weeks for 23andme to tell me I am “broadly southeast asian”— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1529234830.0
Maybe she wasn't sure until now.
21. That is the famous saying
OJ american crime is over, but real housewives of new york begins tonight. when one door closes, another one opens and adderall falls out— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1459989386.0
I felt the same when "OJ" ended.
22. Being a good wife is tough
i found a mr clean magic eraser in the shower next to the loofah. do i...— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1463598451.0
Glad Twitter is looking out for them.
23. We've all been there
I pulled down my pants to pee around noon, then just took them off for some reason. I never put them back on and i'… https://t.co/mglFSLu4ld— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1526343351.0
Everyone loves Pooh Bear!
24. Get them before they get you
I feel this way about EVERY hat I’ve ever worn. I randomly interrupt conversations I’m having with “I know I know I… https://t.co/tPUbOWjLiN— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1527790002.0
Her subtlety is another strength.
25. And finally...
so many writers no longer have to actually think to write articles. They just pull tweets and instagrams and call it a day.— christine teigen (@christine teigen) 1449681262.0