So, my actual mother, Chrissy Teigen, has finally given birth to a beautiful and healthy baby boy! Now that the excitement has died down a little bit, there’s only one thing on everyone’s minds: what the hell did she name that adorable bundle of joy? As for me, I have a few different ideas…
1. Richard “Dick.”
In an interview with Ellen Degeneres, Chrissy states that there is one name that she’s been toying with for a while, and that name is Dick. Well, Richard -- but Dick for short. Ellen tried to veto this name pretty quick after Chrissy revealed it, but maybe she’ll surprise us all still and give us a little Dick Legend!
2. Leo.
Leo is a sun sign, so it fits in super well with their already precious daughter, Luna! AND IT FITS THE ALLITERATIONS!!!!!
3. Cosmo.
It goes with the super weird celeb baby names trend, but it’s also just cute enough to be perfect for John and Chrissy’s aesthetic of adorable, but unusual names. Plus it means “relating to the world.” How cute is that?!
4. Ray.
Another play off of Luna’s name. Like, rays of sunshine? Get it? (Tell me I’m funny, pls).
5. Arthur.
Okay, unlikely, but who doesn’t love those Arthur memes of John Legend?
6. Jupiter.
They have a space theme, okay? They can’t get rid of it now.
7. Axle.
They’d just need to give him a leather jacket and motorcycle straight out of the womb with a name like that.
8. The.
“The Legend.” Enough said.