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Hey Chris Harrison, It's Time For A Gay Bachelor, Meet Patrick Weaver

Your last couple of choices have been really bad...so let me help you out!

Juliarose Genuardi
Mar 12, 2018
West Chester University
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Hey Chris Harrison, It's Time For A Gay Bachelor, Meet Patrick Weaver
Patrick Weaver

If you're a Bachelor fan, you have to admit things are getting a little too repetitive.

As in they keep getting really crappy men to be the Bachelor. The next season of Bachelor calls for some sass and sparkles... aka a gay bachelor.

But not just any gay bachelor is fit to hand out the final rose. So, Chris Harrison, let me break it down for you...

1. Meet Patrick Weaver... The only man fit to be the first gay Bachelor


3. He absolutely LOVES college football, but especially Alabama games...because he's a Roll Tide enthusiast and Alabama grad.


4. If you like cheese fries and beer on a rooftop or patio...he is literally the perfect man for you.

5. He would have THE BEST date ideas. Something most straight bachelor's lack.


6. He's always down for a good time, especially when it involves drinking wine or any type of alcohol...so why wouldn't he make a good bachelor??? That's all they do anyway, drink and makeout.


7. He gets along with kids and pulls off the sweater-vest look. What gay man doesn't want to put a ring on that?


8. He likes to make a BOLD statement...if you don't believe me just check out his Halloween costume.


9. He's already basically already a part of Bachelor Nation...he's best friends with Olivia Caridi and he's ALWAYS hanging out with other Bach stars like Christen Whitney.



10. He's a dancing queen...literally and figuratively. So he would be able to shake his tailfeather straight to a proposal.

SO, Chris Harrison...PLEASE MAKE PATRICK WEAVER THE NEXT BACHELOR. THAT IS ALL. OK THANKS! We would ALL love to see this sassy, single, adorable, and driven man to find a fantastic and handsome man to show him half of the love that he shows everyone around him! Let's get it trending on Twitter people, #PatrickForBachelor!!!!

Everyone should make sure to follow Patrick on Instagram: @patrickweaver and on Twitter: @pweav15


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