1. Poppin' bottles.

It's better than the time Hitchcock and Scully threw a rock through a window to prove a point.

2. He could be talking about beer, or bread.

Either way, I'm totally down.

3. Yes, Charles. 

I don't want to see your something borrowed...

4. Cool, cool, cool, thumbs up, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

*enter thumbs up emoji*

5. For a 'foodie', he's not the best at cooking.

Am I a better cook considering I've never blown up a pot of chilly???

6. Go get 'em, Charles.

I'm placing bets on what his musk smells like... DM me if you're interested in participating.

7. That's such a beautiful cat!!!

Does anyone know what breed this cat is? I'm looking to get one for myself.

8. BATON TO THE KNEE.

Boyle down.

9. Sorry, I can't guess who you are...

Red from Orange is the New Black???

10. Trash is a good look on you.

At least you solved the case, even if it took a bonk to the head by a bag of trash.

11. Aw, my muffin.

Is this an infomercial?

12. All the single ladies...

Charles definitely wins the gold medal.

13. I'm slightly terrified and attracted at the same time.

It's time to beat some ass.

14. Boyle down, Boyle down.

Is this the "Bird Box" challenge?