1. Robert Patrick
It’s tough being a face everyone knows but a name few recognize. Robert here might’ve had a breath mint to make him feel a little better about his C-List status, or maybe he didn’t.
2. Paris Hilton
What does this socialite do whenever her breath needs a little refreshing? Pop in a breath mint! Perhaps she’s had one today already.
3. Henry Cavill
Currently running around doing press for his upcoming Justice League movie, this Superman is sure to keep his breath nice and minty for the various reporters interviewing him. There’s a good chance he’s had a breath mint today.
4. Barack Obama
It’s hard to imagine our former Commander in Chief ever needing to freshen up his breath, but it’s also pretty likely he needs a breath mint every once in a while. Like maybe today, for example.
5. Jacki Weaver
This funny guy can make us laugh all he wants, but we’re never gonna forget that he’s got some stench coming from his mouth hole. He’s had a breath mint today for sure (probably).
8. Emeril Lagasse
With all the food this lovable Italian cooks up, his breath must smell quite often. If anyone on this list has had a breath mint today, this guy’s the most likely—but unfortunately, we still can’t know 100%.
9. Mariah Carey
The “All I Want for Christmas Is You” singer works those vocal chords like no other in the industry. Her breath must be stanky. Maybe she’s had a mint today to cover up the stank.
10. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Everyone loves The Rock, and that’s because of one thing and one thing only: he has fantastic breath. He probably downs mints on the daily.
11. Tiger Woods
When he’s not golfing, he’s probably very anxious about his really stinky halitosis. Tiger here most likely uses a lot of mints, but who’s to say he doesn’t just let the smell do its own thing?
12. Sandra Bullock
Sandra Bullock. Miss Congeniality. Space Explorer. America’s Sweetheart. She eats breath mints just like the rest of us. Maybe she even had one today!
13. Russell Crowe
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What does this Gladiator do when his breath is a little raw? He has a breath mint! Has this beautiful mind had one today? Who knows!
14. Kellyanne Conway
Kellyanne’s breath smells bad no matter how many mints she has. Maybe she’s had one already today, or two, or five, or an entire package? How might she spin that embarrassing tidbit into one of her little alternative facts?
15. Nicki Minaj
Apparently, contestants from American Idol’s 12th season have reported that this former judge has breath mints even when her breath smells fine. Has she had one today, then, too? Maybe!
