22 Things That Prove Cats Can Be — If I’m Being Honest — Gigantic Assholes
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22 Things That Prove Cats Can Be — If I’m Being Honest — Gigantic Assholes

Let's be honest, I love cats because they are assholes.

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22 Things That Prove Cats Can Be — If I’m Being Honest — Gigantic Assholes

Tbh, I've never written truer words.

1. This savage kitten guarding her food is honestly my spirit animal 

2. This greedy feline is trying to drink all the water left out for the birds! Rude. 

3. This cat who is obviously just an asshole to its friend

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4. This cat is literally licking its asshole while sitting on someone's bed...goodbye. 

5. This cat who has no concept of how shoes work 

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6. This cat who does not give a shit about your gaming 

7. This cat who stole someone's money 

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8. This cat who tripped an innocent child

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9. I don't know what the cat has in his paws, but he's tearing it up 

10. This asshole is literally suffocating his brother 

11. Another asshole cat knocking over a child

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12. Sharing isn't caring for this cat

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13. This cat who knocks shit over for no reason 

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14. This cat who completely obliterated a box of Kleenex 

15. This cat obviously wants her owner to fail their homework assignment 

16. Cats stay ruining selfies 

17. These cats want nothing to do with their owner

18. This cat refusing love is also my spirit animal 

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19. This cat apparently thinks glasses are a snack and not things that cost money

20. It's fine, I didn't want to brush my teeth anyway

21. This cat doesn't want anyone mixing anything in this bowl

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22. And finally, this asshole who didn't invite you to his party

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