Tbh, I've never written truer words.
LifestyleSep 21, 2018
22 Things That Prove Cats Can Be — If I’m Being Honest — Gigantic Assholes
Let's be honest, I love cats because they are assholes.
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"You should know exactly what career is right for your future by the time you're 18."
Eighteen? We just learned how to do laundry and effectively cut the crust off of our peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but we're expected to decide on a lifelong career? There are people who are 50 years old who still don't know what they want to do with their lives.
"Save all your money."
Organizing and budgeting money is something that takes time to master. Saving every last dime is completely unrealistic. Many of us just made the switch from Piggy Bank to Citibank. Our financial priorities up to this point have been gas and food, not the thousands of dollars of debt we'll eventually be in.
"Get plenty of sleep and adjust to a regular sleep schedule."
Photo by David Clode on UnsplashWe're in college. We're busy. We'll be surviving off of caffeine and the 15 minute power naps we'll take between classes. Is it healthy? Probably not. But adjusting to busier schedules and a heavier workload takes time. Unfortunately, it's hard for us to accept that we can't take five hour naps after class like we did when we were younger.
"Make sure to eat healthy, balanced meals. Don't forget those fruits and vegetables."
Again, we're in college. We're poor. A not-so-healthy diet is the least of our problems. We'll be living off of Ramen noodles, Easy-Mac, and whatever free or discounted food we can get our hands on.
"Surround yourself with good, moral people."
College is a time that we'll meet and befriend a lot of people -- the good and the bad. Believe it or not, the drunk kid streaking in 20 degree weather all around campus actually has a 4.0 GPA and goes to church every week. We may not be best friends with the 'poster child' students, but we can assure you we will learn many lessons from them and make some pretty laughable memories in the process.
"Don't do anything stupid."
We're going to make mistakes. It's inevitable.
Fandango
Pizza is like a BFF
It's there for you and you're there for it. You're inseparable and it will literally never let you down. Ever.
It can be delivered right to your door!
You don't even have to change out of your PJs!
You can eat it at any time of the day
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, midnight, you name it! It can be eaten whenever you like at any time you like!
It's there for you after a breakup
If you're like me, all you want after a breakup or heart break in general is a huge tub of ice-cream and an entire pizza.
It's the best party food
It's easy to serve, easy to order, and there's a type of pizza for everyone!
Celebrities love it too
Like J-Law. What more is there to say?
Everyone loves it!
And if they don't, they're wrong
Pizza doesn't care what you look like
It comes in all forms
Circle, square, Lunchables, pizza roles, the possibilities are endless!
It's the food that is always free at events
That big Freshman seminar you don't want to go to? Yeah, they're serving free pizza. Now do you want to go? The answer is yes.
It's always available
Have you ever gone somewhere where you didn't find at least one or two pizza chains or at least somewhere that sold pizza?
Two Words: Frozen Pizza
The frozen pizza was invented so that we can easily buy and make our own pizza at home when we don't want to spend a ton of money and need pizza in like 5 minutes.
You can customize it any way you want
want extra cheese? No cheese? Extra sauce? Flavored crust? You got it!
Going on a date and don't know what to eat? Pizza
Vegan? Vegetarian? Gluten Free?
Believe it or not, there's a pizza for that too
It's Delicious
All that sauce, garlic, and cheese, what ISN'T there to love?
Clean Up is easy
You don't need utensils, all you really need is a paper plate and some napkins. (or don't even use plate, just eat it right out of the box!)
Burned dinner? Order pizza
Haven't started dinner yet? Does the family hate dinner? Did you accidentally burn the food? Just order some pizza! Simple fix.
Pizza Apparel
Pizza earrings, headphones, T-shirts, shoes, room decor, they have pretty much everything out there! You can make your entire life revolve around pizza for real.
Just...Pizza.
But seriously, what more is there to say? The name just says it all
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