People's Crazy And Hilarious Opinions of Candy Corn.
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Candy Corn Poll: Halloween Staple Or Disaster?

The most contested candy? Let's hear what people think.

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Candy Corn Poll: Halloween Staple Or Disaster?
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Candy corn is practically synonymous with Halloween. If the first sign of spring is a cardinal, candy corn definitely is a sign fall is here. You'd think this staple would be widely loved (why else would it be so popular) but people cannot agree. Who knew just how radically polarized people are about candy corn? Here's a list of hilarious, proud and disgusted consumers weighing in their thoughts about the Halloween treat.

"Candy Corn is the Devil's Earwax."

"Whoever said that [candy corn is the Devil's earwax] is a Halloween hatin' jerk."

"Candy corn is what you get when you add food coloring and sugar to a drop of glue."

"Candy corn is something you know exists and should be editable, but nobody you know has actually eaten it"

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"Taste is subjective. That being said, candy corn is doodoo."

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"Everybody loves candy corn. It is the best candy ever. There is no denying candy corn as number one."

"It’s good in Halloween season like normal corn, but I’m definitely sick of it as soon as November hits."

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"I just did a taste test with foreign exchange students and one girl from the Netherlands heard horrible things, but loved it so much that she gave it a 10/10x."

Candy corn is ONLY good if eaten in layers. First the white part, then yellow, then orange.

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"nah you got the layers backward you gotta save the white for last so you can pretend you lost a tooth."

"Sorry, don't eat candy corn because it's a veggie."

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"Candy corn is an abomination." 

"Candy corn is the La Croix of candy."

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"I only like candy corn if I eat it one color at a time".

 "It's a fall staple."

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"ew." 

“Candy corn is wax that crunches in your mouth leaving a weird powdered sugar/wax flavor behind. Making you wonder if you even ate anything at all or if Satan himself simply just decided to grace your taste buds for no discernible reason.”

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"I like the ones that are shaped like pumpkins. I have to be in the mood to eat it but my brother loves them."

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"I don’t understand why people don’t like candy corn. It tastes like honey and sugar, cause that’s what it is! It’s delicious."

"Candy corn is offensive to corn lovers everywhere."

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Candy corn is a dentist's best friend!

"Candy corn is only tolerable drunk. And even then it's consumption is questioned."

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