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9 Reasons Why Any Smart Girl Will Stay With The Boy Who Has No Future

So what if he's a little rough around the edges?

Madison Zegarlowicz

Jul 30, 2018

University of Michigan

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9 Reasons Why Any Smart Girl Will Stay With The Boy Who Has No Future

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You've found The One. He's cute, he's street smart but totally not book smart, and your dad hates him. Husband material. Before you start planning the wedding, you need some justification for the awesome choices you're making, and I'm your girl.

If you love him, you love him. Bonus points if your whole family is begging you to not spend forever with your man. What do they know? After all, they don't know him like you do.

Here's why you have to stick by your man at all costs.

1. You will always be the smart one

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With him being a high school drop out, and you working toward a college degree, you will always be considered the smart one. Score!

2. If he doesn't have a job, he will always have time to spend with you

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Endless attention? Yes, please! You have nothing else to do, babe!

3. If he has no motivation for anything, he won't cheat

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He's not motivated enough to better himself for you, so he totally won't be motivated enough to do better than you. He's yours forever! Yay!

4. You'll never have to worry about your parents liking him better than someone else

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Trust me, he will have no competition.

5. You'll never feel bad about him buying you expensive gifts

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Because he never will. Ever.

6. He will always make you feel good about your success

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He'll tell you how lucky he is to have you when you come home from work or class, or after you pay the rent or buy groceries. What more could you want? Swoon!

7. He'll make you laugh

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...At how stupid you are for staying with this f*ckboy.

8. You'll always know he'll be there for you

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He doesn't do anything else. He has no choice but to be there. None. He has to.

9. He'll never break up with you

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He's stupid, but not that stupid. You're the best girl he'll ever get.

Sis, I hope you figured it out by reading this, but if you haven't: It's time to leave that pathetic boy and find someone that's worth something. You are so much better than him, and worth so much more than he is.

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Summer is hot and humid, and it's almost like summer was made specifically to drink the refreshing, cold, crisp wonderful, delicious, nutritious nectar of the gods. Which is none other than beer; wonderful cold beer. With summer playing peek-a-boo around the corner while we finish up this semester, it's time to discuss the only important part of summer. And if you haven't already guessed, it's beer. There are few things I take more seriously than my beer, in order are: sports... and beer. Here are my favorite summer brews:

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9 Reasons Why Any Smart Girl Will Stay With The Boy Who Has No Future

So what if he's a little rough around the edges?

1. You will always be the smart one

2. If he doesn't have a job, he will always have time to spend with you

3. If he has no motivation for anything, he won't cheat

4. You'll never have to worry about your parents liking him better than someone else

5. You'll never feel bad about him buying you expensive gifts

6. He will always make you feel good about your success

7. He'll make you laugh

8. You'll always know he'll be there for you

9. He'll never break up with you

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Appreciation for some of life's most discredited pleasures.

1. Sun showers

2. Smiles

3. Tight hugs

4. Discovering new foods you like.

5. Laying in bed after a long day.

6. And being completely relaxed

7. "This reminded me of you"

8. Breakfast foods

9. Over-sized clothes

10. Contagious laughs

11. Car rides with that one person

12. Random (I miss you/ I love you) texts

13. The city at night

14. Surprises

15. Blanket cocoons

16. Good hair days

17. Really good coffee

18. Days where you're in a good mood naturally and for no particular reason

19. Conquering a fear

20. When they give you a lot of guac at Chipotle

21. Being so comfortable with someone that you can literally talk about anything

22. Home-cooked meals

23. Tattoo stories

24. Leaves changing color in fall

25. Butterflies in your stomach

26. Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches

27. When you can't stop laughing

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Coors Light Summer Brew:

Leinenkugel Summer Shandy

Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat

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Sam Adams Summer Ale

Hell or High Watermelon

Blue Moon Summer Honey

LandShark Lager

Corona

75 degrees and sunny, plus, no humidity. I mean do I really need to say more?

Perfect Weather

You'll get an effortless tan

You can exercise with a view

You don't have to worry about bug bites

In n Out all day, every day

We have outdoor concerts

We live where people vacation

Because let's be honest, we all use lyrics.

1. “Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside. It's where my demons hide.”

2. “Tonight, we are young.”

3. “Cuz I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.”

4. “Tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame.”

5. “I can’t wait to fall in love with you, you can’t wait to fall in love with me.”

6. “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.”

7. “Why you so obsessed with me?”

8. “We ain’t ever getting older.”

9. “I didn’t know that I was starving until I tasted you.”

10. “Didn’t they tell you I’m a savage?"

11. “I’m gonna make you miss me.”

12. "Cheers to the freakin weekend.”

13. “Love’s a game. Wanna play?”

14. “You don’t know about me, but I bet you want to.”

15. “Let’s set each other’s lonely nights, Be each other’s paradise.”

16. “Trippin’ on skies, sippin’ waterfalls."

17. “Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days.”

18. “But you will remember me for centuries.”

19. “Something about you makes me feel like a dangerous woman."

20. “Don’t act like it’s a bad thing to fall in love with me.”

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1. "Talk about a dream
Try to make it real
You wake up in the night
With a fear so real
Spend your life waiting
For a moment that just don't come
Well don't waste your time waiting." (Badlands)