Amongst our wildest dreams and fantasies that occur to us, owning a time machine would be an incredible invention to own. Just imagine all the things you thought about doing with a time machine as a kid! Now imagine you as a kid seeing what your boring ass would do with a time machine now. Here are 12 boring people who prove we don't deserve time machines.

Bet you'll wish you could go back that 6 years when you're done popping out babies. I hear vaginal tearing isn't all that fun.

There aren't enough dogs in the world to keep a white girl happy. With that hospital job (which requires long hours), you'll wish you never went into the future. Plus, 74 dogs means a minimum of 74 shits you (and your lover) will clean up each day. You used a time machine so you could pick up 74 pieces of kibble-and-crayon-filled shits... Congrats

Dark Souls 3 is already out. So not only is your usage of a time machine boring as fuck, but you also seem to be stuck in 2014. GET WITH THE TIMES, SIR

45,000 people have publicly announced they are as white as mayonaise, even in their uninspiring future

For someone who wants to be an entrepreneur, your sales-pitch for why you deserve a time machine sucks

God isn't real, past or future

Just go to sleep... enjoy having your new time machine/dust collector

NERD

Honestly, this girls got the right idea

Sorry, but a time machine can't fix that. We are all sad and pathetic because we are human. Try being a dog, maybe you'll be one of 74 lucky ones to live with Sydney Dee from above.

This kid seems like he has a passion for America that he just can't explai-

Well that explains it.

Fuck this kid