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Because you should know that black is simply the best color.

Black matches EVERYTHING.

A black top with jeans? Leggings? How about that cute floral skirt that you got at Urban? Wearing the color black, the possibilities are endless.

It gives you a protective shield.

Oh, you're intimidated? If you were wearing my ~stunning~ black outfit, I would be, too.

You learn how to be incredibly specific.

No, not that black top. The black top with the lace and sparkles on the collar. It's right next to the black top with the flowers. Closer to the black studded tank top. Left of the black skirt, above the black ripped jeans. Yes, right there. Perfect, thank you.

Your number one skill? Putting on deodorant.

Pro tip: Apply after putting on your top or else that baby will be everywhere.

It allows for a STATEMENT shoe.

Black top? Check. Black pants? Check. Shoes that show the hidden, but colorful personality that shines within? Check.

People are unsure of the ~vibe~ you are giving off.

Are you emo? Do you just like the color black? How about goth? Are you secretly Avril Lavigne? Lucky for you, I'll answer these questions when I stop wearing the color black, otherwise known as never!

Lastly, but certainly not least ...

You feel GOOD while wearing it.

The more you wear the color black, the ~edgier~ you'll look and the ~edgier~ you'll be, so own it.

Thank you, to the lovely color black, for all that you do. You’re simply the best.