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11 Pieces Of Advice That Will Make You A Superior Black Friday Shopper

Shop to the death!

Alyce Ballard
Nov 19, 2017
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11 Pieces Of Advice That Will Make You A Superior Black Friday Shopper
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What’s the difference between Black Friday and The Hunger Games? Nothing.

1. If you see it first it’s yours

Don’t let someone grab it before you.

2. If you get to a store that hasn’t opened their doors yet skip in line.

Everybody loves when you do that.

3. Forget Thanksgiving it’s all about the sales

Why spend time with your family when you can set up a chair outside a store at 7 am and sit there all day. At least you’re going to be the first one inside.

4. Push and shove

It’s the only way to get past people.

5. If someone is fighting over an object just encourage them

Being thankful was on Thursday. This is Friday. Fight! Fight! Fight!

6. Be a tornado

All the store workers are missing thanksgiving to work the black Friday sale, so make sure you destroy their entire store and give them lots to clean up.

7. Get into a crazed mindset

The crazier your eyes look the better chance you have of people getting away from you.

8. Forget your budget

Everything is on sale so buy EVERYTHING!

9. Be mean to everyone you talk to

Workers, people in line, other shoppers. Don’t miss anybody, make sure they know you have an attitude.

10. Try to use a coupon that is expired

It’s already on sale, but bring all your expired coupons because staff and other customers waiting in line LOVE that.

11. Last, but not least bring your kids

The best place for kids is in a store on Black Friday. They can carry your stuff when your arms are full.

“May the deals be ever in your favor”

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