“So…”

“So?”

“What are you?”

“What am I?”

“Yeah like…”

“Like what?”

“Are you… gay?”

“Yeah.”

“Oh.”

“I am a happy person.”

“That’s not what I meant.”

“Then what do you mean?”

“You know what I mean.”

“Tell me. Just in case.”


“Do you like girls?”

“Yes.”

“Oh?”

“I like boys, too.”

“But…”

“But what?”

“You’re with a woman.”

“And?”


“Doesn’t that make you gay?”

“No.”

“Do you like threesomes?”

“No.”

“Are you open?”

“No.”

“Have you cheated?”

“No.”

“You’re monogamous?”

“Yes.”


“Huh.. a monogamous bisexual.”

“Bisexual?”

“Well, aren’t you?”

“No.”

“Then what are you?”

“Human.”