“What are you?”

“What am I?”

“Yeah like…”

“Like what?”

“Are you… gay?”



“I am a happy person.”

“That’s not what I meant.”

“Then what do you mean?”

“You know what I mean.”

“Tell me. Just in case.”

“Do you like girls?”



“I like boys, too.”


“But what?”

“You’re with a woman.”


“Doesn’t that make you gay?”


“Do you like threesomes?”


“Are you open?”


“Have you cheated?”


“You’re monogamous?”


“Huh.. a monogamous bisexual.”


“Well, aren’t you?”


“Then what are you?”