On Wednesday, June 27th, the 20th season of the reality-competition show "Big Brother" will air. Personally, I've watched "Big Brother" all my life. I remember being very young, but still sitting down right next to television when the show premiered ready to watch.
Now, after watching "Big Brother" literally every season, I've began to realize that many of the premiere episodes run very similarly. So, I've decided to create a drinking game for the "Big Brother" premiere!
Take a shot when host Julie Chen says this will be a "season like no other".
Let's hope this time it is.
Take a shot when you see someone receive their house key on a beach, or around any other body of water.
What would the cast be without the beach bum?
Take a shot when you see someone pack their Bible in their suitcase, followed immediately by someone who says they're not much for the religious type.
This one is just a given.
Finish your drink when someone says they're not interested in a showmance.
Once again, a given. We'll see how long this lasts.
Take a shot every time someone screams as they enter the house.
This one may kill you.
Take a shot when someone has to share a bed.
Yikes.
Take a shot when a female houseguest introduces herself, then we jump quickly to the DR where the male houseguests will comment on her attractiveness.
We get it - everyone is attractive.
Finish your drink when someone lies about their profession for "strategical purposes".
Honestly, I'll never understand this one, but okay...
Take a shot when everyone "awes" when someone mentions during their introduction that they have kids.
I guess the houseguests assumed they'd all be young and single.
Take a shot when the stereotypical "older" houseguest makes a comment about not fitting in with all these young kids.
This episode is just getting down right predictable at this point.
Take a shot when the summer's big twist is hinted at, but not revealed until "later on in the show".
"Later on" as in ten minutes before the show ends.
Finish your drink when a first-night alliance is formed.
We'll see how long this lasts.
Take a shot when the houseguests get in some outrageous costume for a first-night physical comp.
Of course it has to match the house theme!
Finish your drink if someone is evicted during the premiere.
RIP to those infamous players who don't even get to spend one night.
Take a shot every time a houseguest from a past season is mentioned.
I could probably get drunk just off of the mentions of Paul that I'm sure I'm bound to hear.
Take a shot when a wild card player wins the first HOH.
It's always the most random person.
Take a shot when the HOH mentions how they really didn't want to win the first HOH because it would put such a huge target on their back.
Once again, this is just a given.
Take a shot when someone says following the first comp something along the lines of the fun being over and the game having now begun.
Yeah, you are here to play a game, not go to a glorified summer camp...
Take a shot when someone cries.
Bound to happen.
Note: Please drink responsibly. If you're under the age of 21, enjoy the humor in this article, but take shots of water instead of alcohol. Also, if you find yourself getting a little too drunk, swap in a water shot as well.
