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If The 'Parks And Rec' Crew Rushed Baylor Sororities, This Is Where They'd End Up

Where does your sorority fit?

Madison Krystyniak
Apr 10, 2018
Baylor University
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If The 'Parks And Rec' Crew Rushed Baylor Sororities, This Is Where They'd End Up
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"Parks and Recreation" is by far my favorite TV show. In my humble opinion, it's better than "The Office" (yeah— I took it there). So, in honor of the best show of all time, I thought it would be entertaining to assign the sororities at Baylor to some of the main characters in "Parks and Rec." I've left out Ron and Leslie because let's be honest, no one lives up to that standard.

(Also, all eight chapters at Baylor are full of wonderful girls — so you can't go wrong joining any one of them).

1. Alpha Delta Pi- Jerry/Lary/Gary Gergich


The girls in Adpi are really sweet, but it's just not the most popular chapter at Baylor. Just like Jerry, they try their best.

2. Alpha Chi Omega- Mona Lisa


AXO is an interesting mix of girls, but there are definitely some girls that like to party who would make Mona Lisa proud.

3. Chi Omega- Chris and Ben


XOs are really nice and down-to-earth, but they are definitely unique (@Ben) and sometimes their optimism is a little too much to handle (@Chris).

4. Delta Delta Delta- Ann Perkins


Most Tri-delts at Baylor are nursing (@Ann) or education majors. A lot of the girls in this chapter try to get everyone to like them; I'm pretty sure they live by Ann's quote above...

5. Kappa Alpha Theta- Mark Brendanawicz

Thetas are pretty laid back, and much like Mark, they're some of the chillest people at Baylor.

6. Kappa Kappa Gamma- Tom and Donna


The typical stereotype of a Kappa at Baylor is "daddy's money." The majority of these girls know how to treat themselves (@Tom and Donna). The brand new Porsches I see around campus usually have Kappa letters in the back windows (no hate though, you do you).

7. Pi Beta Phi- Gayle Gergich


Seeing a brunette Pi Phi is pretty rare; most of them are tall, blonde, and tan. It's also pretty shocking when you find out one of them is dating a guy that's just ~average~ looking (@Gayle and Jerry).

8. Zeta Tau Alpha- April and Andy


I'm a little biased, but Zetas are pretty split. Half of the girls are happy-go-lucky like Andy, and the other half are intimidating and less enthusiastic like April. (ZLAM)

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