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The UPS man will not come within 100 feet of our house. My mother has to physically walk to the truck to get our mail because the man is so afraid of my dog.
At 6:30-7 p.m. every night, he decides that it is time to go and grab something from my parents room (clothes, shoes, whatever he can find), just because he know it will get us going.
He has eaten two pairs of my Frye boots. Literally ate them. There was hardly anything left of them. If any of you ladies reading this have ever had this kind of boot, you know how nice they are and how annoying it would be to have to replace one, much less two of them.
He owns our beds. Every time my stepdad goes to crawl into bed at night or if he slightly moves during the, Banks growls at him. Just so that my parents can get a break from him, they have now opened up my room to him while I am at school. My mom sends me daily pictures showing me just how much he enjoys it.
HE CAN OPEN DOORS. Some of you may thing I am joking. Sadly, I’m not. Some people think it is the coolest thing they have ever seen when a dog opens a door. Let me tell you… it’s not after a while. Especially when he doesn’t know how to actually shut the door back. Winters are the worst.
He has turned our stove on before. Yep. Actually turned the stove on. He jumped up onto our gas stove and accidentally somehow pushed the button and turned just the gas on. It was a great smell.
He got kicked out of obedience school. He is apparently “un-trainable” (Wow, who knew?).
He isn’t a guard dog. I was once attacked by a dog we previously owned, and instead of coming to my rescue, my dog just watched and then hid under my stepdad’s desk instead.
He eats all of our food. We have learned that if you don't want Banks to eat it, you either hide your food, stick in on the very back edge of the counter, or you put it back in the fridge. Other wise, he will eat your entire dinner. I cannot tell you how many times one of us has had a bowl of spaghetti out and have come into the kitchen to see that he has eaten the entire thing
Despite all of these things and the countless times we have threatened to “take him to a farm”, we could never bear to give that dog away. He is our constant source of laughter on a bad day and I cannot imagine my life without him. He is part of the family and always will be.

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

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Email the professor

Attend the first class

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