"The Bachelorette" is back, which means I'm going to start posting articles that focus on the show, week-by-week. These will either be reaction .GIFs, quotes from the show or takes on the most dramatic event of the season!

As for now, sit back and enjoy my opinions on the contestants of "The Bachelorette" from night one!

1. Alex

First impression: A southern man

How long he will last: Maybe another week unless his chemistry with Becca picks up speed

2. Blake

First impression: LOVE HIM! I remember him meeting Becca on After the Final Rose and man, the guy is sweet, cute and loves animals!

How long he will last: My man Blake is going far. I would be shocked if he got sent home before final four.

3. Chase

First impression: Haha he made a pun with his name and I sense a little drama. Chase, you were doing alright till an ex from the past ruined your shot

How long he will last: Looks like Becca chased him away

4. Chris

First impression: IDK why but this guy sounds and looks like Perez Hilton, also he brought a choir with him. Alrighty then...

How long he will last: Maybe three more rose ceremonies

5. Christian

First impression: bland.

How long he will last: He's gone.

6. Christon

First impression: AMAZING GUY! He is cute AND is really great at basketball. What more does she want??

How long he will last: Top 6, unless something from his past comes back up I think he is going to stay around for a long time.

7. Clay

First impression: What a sweetheart! They even made clay together!! Clay seems like a snuggly teddy bear

How long he will last: As great as Clay is, he and Becca seem like they would make really great friends. Hopefully, he'll stay around for top 9 but who knows?

8. Colton

First impression: CUTIE. HANDSOME. POPPIN' DUDE.

How long he will last: The previews allude to Colton being around for a while so I'm going to say final two.

9. Connor

First impression: Guy is cute but seems problematic. Also, he proposed to her.

How long he will last: Connor should be around for a while at least four more rose ceremonies

10. Darius

First impression: Friendly guy.

How long he will last: Adios, Darius.

11. David

First impression: CHICKEN DUDE! He is not afraid to laugh at himself and he seems like a sweet guy

How long he will last: My man better be in final five.

12. Garrett

First impression: Well he got the first impression rose so this dude has it DOWN. He is very cute and looks adorable. He showed up in a minivan to prove he is ready for marriage

How long he will last: Final two.

13. Grant

First impression: I don't remember him at all

How long he will last: That's okay because he is gone

14. Jake

First impression: Becca and Jake knew each other before the show started. Pretty sure their first conversation was her sending him home.

How long he will last: He's gone. I agree with Becca doing this because he has known Becca and had opportunities to ask her out and never did, so why the sudden change of heart?

15. Jason

First impression: Eh. Not memorable

How long he will last: One more rose ceremony unless he steps up his game.

16. Jean Blanc

First impression: He is the guy with a bunch of cologne.

How long he will last: He and Becca seem to have a good connection so maybe 4 more rose ceremonies.

17. Joe

First impression: A sweet cute guy that owns his own grocery store! What more could a girl want??? My friends and I loved Joe. RIP, Joe

How long he will last: He's already gone.

18. John

First impression: He started off by talking about his grandparents love story, how sweeet.

How long he will last: 4 to 5 more rose ceremonies.

19. Jordan

First impression: A guy shouldn't care about his looks as much as a girl does. He looks like a wannabe Ken doll. Does he have pure intentions? Probs not but ya never know. Also, I'm assuming he was ABC's pick because no one showed a conversation between him and Becca. He seems like a sweet guy buuut he would fit with someone more like... Krystal.

How long he will last: Dude is gonna stir up some drama. But I don't think he is the villain of the season. Jordan will be the fake villain and once he leaves the real villain will emerge. But I give him up till the final eight or seven.

20. Kamil

First impression: I wasn't expecting his name to be spelled like that.

How long he will last: Bye Bye.

21. Leo

First impression: That hair. He knows how to work it so props to him.

How long he will last: I give him one or two more rose ceremonies.

22. Lincoln

First impression: Great smile!

How long he will last: four more rose ceremonies.

23. Mike

First impression: He can pull off a man bun. Also, his picture on ABC makes him look like the Beast, from Beauty and the Beast, after he turns back into a human.

How long he will last: Five more rose ceremonies.

24. Nick

First impression: he is a lawyer. Keep him around Becca.

How long he will last: He seems like a sweetie, hopefully, he'll last past the next rose ceremony.

25. Rickey

First impression: All these guys just seem sweet so far.

How long he will last: A handful of rose ceremonies.

26. Ryan

First impression: RYANNNN. HE PLAYED BANJO FOR BECCA ON AFTER THE FINAL ROSE. This dude has swayed into my heart and is very attractive. His looks make him look like a cousin of Wells. AND LOOK AT THAT SMILEEEEE

How long he will last: I give him at between final nine or eight. I hope she keeps him around longer than that but I'm not sure how strong Ryan and Becca's chemistry is.

27. Trent

First impression: "Literally died" at his entrance. He seems kinda sketchy but all around a fun guy

How long he will last: two or three more ceremonies.

28. Wills

First impression: They are both closet nerds. Romance is blooming.

How long he will last: four more rose ceremonies.