ABC has brought us The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad and Bachelor in Paradise. Now, ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live has brought us The Baby Bachelorette, which features adorable Biana, 4, who is on a quest to find true pre-adolescent love.
Competition is fierce for the 11 tiny suitors as they fight for Bianca's love and toy unicorns. Bianca has decided she's going to "get married and have a pretty dress and be a princess." Goals.
Most of the contestants climb out of the limo with diapers full of dreams to marry Bianca. Jackson, a train expert, made Bianca say "whoa" when he came out. Poor Cruz was as soft as a baby's bottom and cried for his daddy before even meeting the bachelorette. Some of these babies even boast impressive jobs like Manny the lego architect, Dean the Gymboree personal trainer and Ethan, the hedge fund manager (who Bianca fears is too young to get married.)
Pulling from ABC's repertoire of "made up jobs," a couple of the tots have jobs such as a juice mixologist and a "mess maker."
Two of the mini-humans even made strong first impressions, one showing up dressed as Captain America and one wooing her with his violin.
Unfortunately, even the prettiest of bachelorette princesses always seem to fall for the bad boys. Bianca falls head over velcro shoes for Alex, a pre-school dropout (aka unemployed). Alex totters up on his motorcycle wearing his "leathered" jacket and helmet, which he can't seem to get off. Rookie mistake.
On the most dramatic season of the baby bachelorette full of passion, tantrums and everlasting love, Bianca takes her rugrats on romantic dates. They bake goldfish, dig holes in the sand and enjoy rides at an amusement park (for those who meet the height requirement).
Unfortunately, a lot of boys were only there for the juice boxes and some cracked under the pressure. Each week, Bianca sends a few of the boys home with only their pacifiers to comfort them.
Does Bianca pick Alex, the hottie tottie with an attitude, Manny, the sweetie with the first impression unicorn, or Isley, the juice mixologist who "knows the perfect girls is out there?"
Catch up with the The Baby Bachelorette and see which of these pint-sized contestants gets their diaper in a bunch and who ends up with the final unicorn and ring pop.
