Looking for a riveting activity to do with your significant other or best friend? Look no further. From some basic pastimes to some more obscure adventures, this list is guaranteed to at least give you an idea of what to do on a do-nothing day. (As I’ve said before, please don’t take me too seriously.)

1. Bake a cake.

Chocolate cake is the best cake. This is a fact. Refuse to argue if your S/O or bestie disagrees. Body slam them instead.

2. Do a puzzle.

One of those big life sized character ones so afterwards you can take pictures laying on the floor next to a giant Shrek before ripping it to pieces for existing.

3. Give each other back rubs.

Sexy. (Maybe not the best for friends…unless you’re looking to be more than friends.}

4. Go shopping.

Go to the nearest thrift store and pick out the most absurd outfits you can find for each other. Buy them without trying them on, and then force yourselves to wear them around in public even if they don’t fit/make you look like dweebs.

5. Go hiking.

Explore nature. Nature is lonely without someone to explore it with.

6. Pajama dance party.

But you can only dance to 80s mom jams.

7. Feed some birds.

The best part of exploring nature. Feed some ducks or pigeons. NOT geese. Geese are d*cks.

8. Smother your bodies in olive oil and slide around the kitchen.

I really don’t even know if this would work, but it sounds awesome.

9. Make up an alien language.

Even better if you don’t bother to share your languages so you’re both just making inhuman screeching noises with the intent of actual speech, but neither of you know what the other is saying.

10. Have a spitting contest.

Don’t just use water. Use obscure condiments you find in your fridge. Like relish. Relish works great.

11. Pretend to be animals.

Honestly if your S/O or BFF won’t stomp around like a dinosaur with you, you really shouldn’t even be with them

12. Research ways to steal a horse.

Because then you could have a horse.

13. Chew food loudly in quiet public places

In other words, just be obnoxious pieces of sh*t together at your local library.

14. Reenact all of the Titanic.

Which could also include having a spitting contest, but with actual spit instead of relish.

15. Try to make each other sneeze.

Ask for permission before shoving things into each other’s noses.