1. Veggie Tales songs stick with you forever
Wheeerreeee is my hairbrush?! OHHHHH WHEREEE is my hairbrush? OH WHERE-OH-WHERE-OH-WHERE-OH-WHERE-OH-WHEEERRREEE is my hairbrush?! If you know you know.
2. Acapella is life
Very few Churches of Christ allow instruments and those that do usually lose a lot of their older, more traditional members. Apparently, God can create the entire universe, but he can't hear your worship if there are instruments in the background
3. There was an old guy that doubled as a candy dispenser
Every Church of Christ has an old dude that hands out candy to the kids that walk in. It sounds creepier than it actually is. Ours handed out tootsie rolls and always wore overalls... great guy.
4. Fake plants are in every room
And on the eighth day, God created fake plants to put in all rooms of worship.
5. Side hugs or no hugs
I am still trained to side hug people of the opposite sex, and I really don't think that will ever change. A front hug is not forbidden, but it is definitely frowned upon.
6. Donuts were a big incentive to get you to church
If the plastic plants and awkward side hugs weren't enough incentive to get you to church early in the morning, then Daylight Donuts should do the trick! Not gonna lie beside the fact that I love Jesus, donuts really helped me get out of bed each Sunday.