7 Facts Of Life You Know If Your Life Revolves Around Food
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7 Facts Of Life You Know If Your Life Revolves Around Food

I will love you if you buy me food, give me a gift involving food, cook me food, or if you could just be food.

Mikaela Cok
Jan 16, 2018
Bowling Green State University
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7 Facts Of Life You Know If Your Life Revolves Around Food
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If you think about it, probably a good majority of your best memories involve some sort of food. Birthday parties, Thanksgiving, Christmas dinner, football games, you name it! Food is a proven thing to bring people together for the best memories. What isn't great about food? (besides the fact that it can make you out of shape 'insert eye roll') other than that I can't really think of anything, and if you are a foodie, you'll understands these 8 things too!

1. Food is basically a person

HANGRY is a real problem for you

Yeah, you know that Snickers commercial where the hangry people need snickers to go from being the hulk to a unicorn? Try making that a full steak dinner and then we are good!

5. Money does not have a value on food

I have a difficult time paying $5 for a T-shirt on sale that’s super cute but have zero issues spending $20 worth of food... Daily.

6. You find food puns to be especially funny


1. OLIVE you so much it hurts

2. If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple

7. Food is definitely a gift

Rules: I will like you if you buy me food, bake me food, give me gifts that involve me getting food, or take me to get food.

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