1.Anything that bleeds this much should be dead. You're immortal!

Let's face it. We bleed anywhere from 3 - 7 days straight. 3-7 days! If anything else did that, it would be dead. You're basically immortal.

2. They remind us of Eve's transgressions against our Lord.

This one time a ditzy broad ate an apple off a tree when something told her specifically not to. So don't do that

3. Ritual sacrifices are so much easier. No cutting necessary!

Ever have to slay a lamb for its blood to summon Beelzebub? Now you don't have to!

4. Your hookups become warriors with blood on their swords.

Some guys love the idea of being a heroic warrior like on Game of Thrones. This way he can fulfill his fantasies without having to injure himself (though you may get injured if you know what I'm saying ;P).

5. You know you're not pregnant.

Thank Beelzebub.

6. You didn't like those jeans anyway.

Did you get an ugly pair of pants from your great aunt for Christmas? Wear them once on your period and never worry about them again. This way you also have a legitimate excuse as to why your aunt never sees you in them.

7. You like the color red.

The color red is pretty awesome. Sets the mood for romantic evenings in, is a great color for dresses, and it reminds you of apples.