After a long, tiring, energy-sucking day, everyone needs a little bit of comfort. For some, this may be getting into bed early, hanging out with friends, having a fun night out, or relaxing with your significant other. For me on the other hand, nothing sounds more comforting than a nice, juicy burger.
I like to believe that I look at a burger the way most girls look at that gorgeous boy in their lecture: basically the heart-eye emoji. You may disagree, but here are some reasons, just to name a few, why burgers are better than boys.
1. They won’t judge you on your worst day
Odds are, if you’re divulging into a juicy cheeseburger, you are treating yourself for something. Whether it be getting destroyed by your test, or broken up with, you know your burger will provide you with the exact support you need with no questions asked.
2. You never have to settle
In the mood for extra cheese? No problem! Or maybe a fried egg to change it up? Still, no problem! There is never a need to settle for anything less than you know you deserve. You can add what you want, take away what you want, and burgers will never leave you wanting more.
3. They can be at your door with a push of a button
There is no need to stare at your phone, waiting for a text with a burger; unless of course, it’s from the delivery guy. They are always reliable and show up exactly when they are supposed to.
4. The only thing you’ll have to worry about the morning after is a “food baby”
You will have little to no regret after having a delicious burger, except when you wake up the next morning and feel like you gained a few pounds. However, there is no shame in satisfying your cravings every once in a while.
5. They come and go as you please
Had enough? Throw it out! Want more? Order another one! There is nothing like wearing the pants in a relationship, and burgers allow you to do just that!
6. Sloppy seconds are always welcome
I don’t know about you, but I will always jump at the opportunity to finish someone’s unwanted burger. Who cares if it’s just a few bites? Boys, on the other hand, will definitely not trigger the same response.
7. They always come with a side of fries
Now if any boy would like to prove me wrong… nice try!