Going out for a night on the town is sometimes the best medicine for a tough week. Whether it's drink specials, or just any regular night, you get down to business of taking cute Instagram pictures, jamming to Fetty Wap, and drinking the night away. Eventually, there comes a time all bar-goers encounter. Squad may be going up, but it's time for you to break the seal and head to the girls room. Here's the seven girls you may find yourself in line with until you reunite with your friends on the other side:
1. The one who cries.
This girl is just not having a good night. She's gotten in some sort of a fight, saw her significant other with another girl, or some other travesty. It's best to give her a break, a hug, some tissues, and a cup of water.
2. The one who graffitis the wall.
This girl is usually accompanied by her giggling friend as she pours her heart and soul out onto the bathroom wall with the last of her lipstick. It's usually an obscenity, but sometimes a number or a name outlined with a heart. This girl is the reason you have something to read while waiting in line. So thoughtful.
3. The one who needs assistance.
This girl has strayed from her friends and made a home in one of the few stalls the bathroom has to offer. If you have to pee, this infuriates you, but you can't help feel bad for her. Her face is glued to the toilet for the rest of the night. Though wallet-friendly, the girl is living (kind of) proof that drink specials have consequences.
4. The one who boosts you up.
This girl's night is going amazing. She's looking good and feeling good. She's handing out compliments like it's her job and she there with her shoulder wide open to comfort those in need of a boost in confidence. This girl can make any sweaty girl with melted makeup walk out of the bathroom feeling like a queen. You the real MVP, girl.
5. The one who actually needs to pee.
The girl gives zero about anyone in this bathroom. If it weren't for the pressure building on her bladder, she would be far from here, dancing and drinking the night away. She doesn't care if you're crying, she doesn't care if you're puking, and she doesn't care if you need a hand to hold. This girl is there for one reason and one reason only, so move out of her way.
6. The one who is better than everyone else.
This girl is the one waiting for her friend in the stall. She's totally over the circus that is the ladies bathroom and isn't afraid to roll her eyes or scowl at the girls that are either living it up or barely surviving.
7. The one who needs the mirror, stat.
This girl is sweaty, her makeup is smeared, and has most likely spilled something on herself. She's a mess and needs all the approval she can get from her fellow ladies at the mirror. Pass the lipstick and paper towels, because she definitely needs it.
8. Wildcard: The party in the handicapped stall you get invited into by chance.
I've been lucky enough to encounter this rarity. A friend group finds their way into the handicapped stall and takes their sweet time. They figure instead of waiting one at a time for an empty stall, why not kill some of the line and share. In doing so, they sometimes leave an open spot for a rando that waited in the line with them. There jamming, peeing and reassuring each other their outfits are indeed, "on fleek."