60 Taylor Swift Lyrics for When You Need an Instagram Caption

60 Taylor Swift Lyrics for When You Need an Instagram Caption

"I'm intimidated by the fear of being average."
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We all know the struggle of having the perfect picture for Instagram and lacking a comparably flawless caption. The answer to these Insta woes? The queen herself: Taylor Swift. Whether you need to document an amazing night out or you're just really feelin' yourself, T-Swift lyrics always come in clutch.

For a fire selfie

1. Darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream

2. So don't you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine

3. And I got that red lip, classic thing that you like

4. I could dance to this beat forevermore

5. I hope you remember that today is never too late to be brand-new

6. I make the moves up as I go

7. Because you know I love the players and you love the game

8. Put my name at the top of your list

9. I could show you incredible things

10. Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time

11. Don't you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine

12. You don't know about me, but I'll bet you want to

13. I never miss a beat, I’m lightnin' on my feet

14. The lights are so bright but they never blind me

15. I could make all the tables turn

For that tribute to bae

1. And you’ve got a smile that could light up this whole town

2. I don’t wanna dance if I’m not dancing with you

3. Long live the walls we crashed through, I had the time of my life with you

4. You are the best thing that’s ever been mine

5. Just grab my hand and don’t ever drop it, my love

6. I know your favorite songs and you tell me about your dreams

7. I like the way you’re everything I’ve ever wanted

8. All I know is we said hello and your eyes looked like coming home

9. Maybe I was naive, got lost in your eyes

10. You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess

11. Like any great love, it keeps you guessing / Like any real love, it's ever changing / Like any true love, it drives you crazy

12. I see sparks fly whenever you smile

13. Baby, I know places we won't be found, and they'll be chasing their tails trying to track us down

14. Lantern, burning, flickered in my mind for only you

15. It's a love story, baby just say yes

For lit squad pics

1. Too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet

2. The best people in life are free

3. We're happy, free, confused, and lonely in the best way

4. Screaming, crying, perfect storms

5. The rest of the world was black and white but we were in screaming color

6. Well, I don’t know how it gets better than this

7. Nothing lasts forever, but this is getting good now

8. This life is sweeter than fiction

9. We never go out of style

10. Can't stop won't stop groovin'

11. 'Cause we're young and we're reckless

12. Nice to meet you, where you been

13. When you’re young you just run, but you come back to what you need

14. Come on, come along with me

15. I said, no one has to know what we do

For throwin' a little shade

1. If you come my way, just don't

2. I’m shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town

3. My mind forgets to remind me you're a bad idea

4. Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me, and all you're ever gonna be is mean

5. Did you have to ruin what was shiny? Now it's all rusted

6. I knew you were trouble when you walked in, so shame on me now

7. 'Cause there we are again, when I loved you so, back before you lost the one real thing you've ever known

8. You say sorry just for show

9. Or maybe it’s you and your sick need to give love then take it away

10. She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress

11. As far as I'm concerned, you're just another picture to burn

12. I've been picking up the pieces of the mess you made

13. People like you always want back the love they took away

14. Band-aids don't fix bullet hole

15. The haters gonna hate

So next time you're struggling to find the perfect caption, look no further than the lyrical genius of Taylor Swift!

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11 Things Psychology Majors Hear That Drive Them Crazy

No pun intended.
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We've all been there. You're talking to a new acquaintance, or a friend of your parents, or whoever. And then, you get the dreaded question.

"So what are you studying in school?"

Cue the instant regret of picking Psychology as your major, solely for the fact that you are 99.9% likely to receive one of the slightly comical, slightly cliche, slightly annoying phrases listed below. Don't worry though, I've included some responses for you to use next time this comes up in conversation. Because it will.

Quick side note, these are all real-life remarks that I've gotten when I told people I was a psych major.

Here we go.

1. So are you, like, analyzing me right now?


Well, I wasn't. But yeah. Now I am.

2. Ugh so jealous! You picked the easy major.


"Lol" is all I have to say to this one. I'm gonna go write my 15-page paper on cognitive impairment. You have fun with your five college algebra problems, though!

3. So can you tell me what you think is wrong with me? *Shares entire life story*


Don't get me wrong; I love listening and helping people get through hard times. But we can save the story about how one time that one friend said that one slightly rude comment to you for later.

4. Well, s**t, I have to be careful what I say around you.


Relax, pal. I couldn't diagnose and/or institutionalize you even if I wanted to.

5. OMG! I have the perfect first client for you! *Proceeds to vent about ex-boyfriend or girlfriend*


Possible good response: simply nod your head the entire time, while actually secretly thinking about the Ben and Jerry's carton you're going to go home and demolish after this conversation ends.

6. So you must kind of be like, secretly insane or something to be into Psychology.


Option one: try and hide that you're offended. Option two: just go with it, throw a full-blown tantrum, and scare off this individual, thereby ending this painful conversation.

7. Oh. So you want to be a shrink?


First off, please. Stop. Calling. Therapists. Shrinks. Second, that's not a psych major's one and only job option.

8. You know you have to go to grad school if you ever want a job in Psychology.


Not completely true, for the record. But I am fully aware that I may have to spend up to seven more years of my life in school. Thanks for the friendly reminder.

9. So you... want to work with like... psychopaths?


Let's get serious and completely not-sarcastic for a second. First off, I take personal offense to this one. Having a mental illness does not classify you as a psycho, or not normal, or not deserving of being treated just like anyone else on the planet. Please stop using a handful of umbrella terms to label millions of wonderful individuals. It's not cool and not appreciated.

10. So can you, like, read my mind?


It actually might be fun to say yes to this one. Try it out and see what happens. Get back to me.

11. You must be a really emotional person to want to work in Psychology.


Psychology is more than about feeling happy, or sad, or angry. Psychology is about understanding the most complex thing to ever happen to us: our brain. How it works the way it does, why it works the way it does, and how we can better understand and communicate with this incredibly mysterious, incredibly vast organ in our tiny little skull. That's what psychology is.

So keep your head up, psychology majors, and don't let anyone discourage you about choosing, what is in my opinion, the coolest career field out there. The world needs more people like us.

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