60 Taylor Swift Lyrics for When You Need an Instagram Caption

60 Taylor Swift Lyrics for When You Need an Instagram Caption

"I'm intimidated by the fear of being average."
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We all know the struggle of having the perfect picture for Instagram and lacking a comparably flawless caption. The answer to these Insta woes? The queen herself: Taylor Swift. Whether you need to document an amazing night out or you're just really feelin' yourself, T-Swift lyrics always come in clutch.

For a fire selfie

1. Darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream

2. So don't you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine

3. And I got that red lip, classic thing that you like

4. I could dance to this beat forevermore

5. I hope you remember that today is never too late to be brand-new

6. I make the moves up as I go

7. Because you know I love the players and you love the game

8. Put my name at the top of your list

9. I could show you incredible things

10. Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time

11. Don't you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine

12. You don't know about me, but I'll bet you want to

13. I never miss a beat, I’m lightnin' on my feet

14. The lights are so bright but they never blind me

15. I could make all the tables turn

For that tribute to bae

1. And you’ve got a smile that could light up this whole town

2. I don’t wanna dance if I’m not dancing with you

3. Long live the walls we crashed through, I had the time of my life with you

4. You are the best thing that’s ever been mine

5. Just grab my hand and don’t ever drop it, my love

6. I know your favorite songs and you tell me about your dreams

7. I like the way you’re everything I’ve ever wanted

8. All I know is we said hello and your eyes looked like coming home

9. Maybe I was naive, got lost in your eyes

10. You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess

11. Like any great love, it keeps you guessing / Like any real love, it's ever changing / Like any true love, it drives you crazy

12. I see sparks fly whenever you smile

13. Baby, I know places we won't be found, and they'll be chasing their tails trying to track us down

14. Lantern, burning, flickered in my mind for only you

15. It's a love story, baby just say yes

For lit squad pics

1. Too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet

2. The best people in life are free

3. We're happy, free, confused, and lonely in the best way

4. Screaming, crying, perfect storms

5. The rest of the world was black and white but we were in screaming color

6. Well, I don’t know how it gets better than this

7. Nothing lasts forever, but this is getting good now

8. This life is sweeter than fiction

9. We never go out of style

10. Can't stop won't stop groovin'

11. 'Cause we're young and we're reckless

12. Nice to meet you, where you been

13. When you’re young you just run, but you come back to what you need

14. Come on, come along with me

15. I said, no one has to know what we do

For throwin' a little shade

1. If you come my way, just don't

2. I’m shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town

3. My mind forgets to remind me you're a bad idea

4. Someday, I'll be big enough so you can't hit me, and all you're ever gonna be is mean

5. Did you have to ruin what was shiny? Now it's all rusted

6. I knew you were trouble when you walked in, so shame on me now

7. 'Cause there we are again, when I loved you so, back before you lost the one real thing you've ever known

8. You say sorry just for show

9. Or maybe it’s you and your sick need to give love then take it away

10. She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress

11. As far as I'm concerned, you're just another picture to burn

12. I've been picking up the pieces of the mess you made

13. People like you always want back the love they took away

14. Band-aids don't fix bullet hole

15. The haters gonna hate

So next time you're struggling to find the perfect caption, look no further than the lyrical genius of Taylor Swift!

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35 Major Life Facts According To Nick Miller

"All booze is good booze, unless it's weak booze."
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Fact: If you watch "New Girl," you love Nick Miller.

You can't help it. He's an adorable, lovable mess of a man and you look forward to seeing him and his shenanigans each week. While living the infamous and incomparable life of Nick Miller, and obviously Julius Pepperwood— he has learned many valuable laws of the land. And, although Nick refuses to learn anything from anyone besides his mysterious, old Asian friend Tran, he does have a few lessons he'd like to teach us.

Here are 35 facts of life according to 'Nick Milla Nick Milla':

1. Drinking keeps you healthy.

"I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer."

2. Dinosaurs never existed.

"I don't believe dinosaurs existed. I've seen the science. I don't believe it."


3. A paper bag is a bank.

"A bank is just a paper bag but with fancier walls."


4. Having sex is similar to delivering mail.

"I'm like a mailman, except instead of mail it's hot sex that I deliver."

5. Moonwalking is a foolproof way to get out of any awkward situation.

Jess (about Nick): "Now he won't even talk to me. I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me. He does that sometimes."

6. Using a movie reference is also a great way.

Cece: "Come on, get up!"

Nick: "No, I don't dance. I'm from that town in "Footloose."

7. There's no reason to wash towels.

Nick: "I don’t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?"

Schmidt: "You never wash your towel?"

Nick: "What am I gonna do? Wash the shower next? Wash a bar of soap?"

8. Exes are meant to be avoided at all costs (especially if/unless they're Caroline)

"I don't deal with exes, they're part of the past. You burn them swiftly and you give their ashes to Poseidon."

9. IKEA furniture is not as intimidating as it looks.

"I'm building you the dresser. I love this stuff. It's like high-stakes LEGOs."

10. You don't need forks if you have hands.

Jess: "That's gross. Get a fork, man."

Nick: "I got two perfectly good forks at the end of my arms!"

11. Sex has a very specific definition.


"It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut."

12. Doors are frustrating.

"I will push if I want to push! Come on! I hate doors!"

13. All booze is good booze.

"Can I get an alcohol?"

14. ...unless it's weak booze.

"Schmidt, that is melon flavored liquor! That is 4-proof! That is safe to drink while you're pregnant!"

15. Writers are like pregnant women.

Jess: "You know what that sound is? It's the sound of an empty uterus."

Nick: "I can top that easily. I'm having a hard time with my zombie novel."

Jess: "Are you really comparing a zombie novel to my ability to create life?"

Nick: "I'm a writer, Jess. We create life."

16. All bets must be honored.

"There is something serious I have to tell you about the future. The name of my first-born child needs to be Reginald VelJohnson. I lost a bet to Schmidt."

17. Adele's voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

"Adele is amazing."

18. Beyoncé is extremely trustworthy.

"I'd trust Beyoncé with my life. We be all night."

19. Fish, on the other hand, are not.


“Absolutely not. You know I don’t trust fish! They breathe water. That's crazy!"

20. Bar mitzvahs are terrifying.

Schmidt: "It's a bar mitzvah!"

Nick: "I am NOT watching a kid get circumcised!"

21. ...so are blueberries.

Jess: "So far, Nick Miller's list of fears is sharks, tap water, real relationships..."

Nick: "And blueberries."

22. Take your time with difficult decisions. Don't be rash.


Jess: "You care about your burritos more than my children, Nick?"

Nick: "You're putting me in a tough spot!"

23. Getting into shape is not easy.

"I mean, I’m not doing squats or anything. I’m trying to eat less donuts."

24. We aren't meant to talk about our feelings.

"If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called talkings."


25. We're all a little bit too hard on ourselves.

"The enemy is the inner me."

26. Freezing your underwear is a good way to cool off.


"Trust me, I'm wearing frozen underpants right now and I feel amazing. I'm gonna grab some old underpants and put a pair into the freezer for each of you."

27. Public nudity is normal.

"Everbody has been flashed countless times."

28. Alcohol is a cure-all.


"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol."

29. Horses are aliens.

"I believe horses are from outer-space."


30. Turtles should actually be called 'shell-beavers.'

Jess: "He calls turtles 'shell-beavers."

Nick: "Well, that's what they should be called."

31. Trench coats are hot.


"This coat has clean lines and pockets that don't quit, and it has room for your hips. And, when I wear it, I feel hot to trot!"


32. Sparkles are too.

"Now, my final bit of advice, and don't get sensitive on this, but you've got to change that top it's terrible and you've got to throw sparkles on. Sparkles are in. SPARKLES ARE IN."

33. Introspection can lead to a deeper knowing of oneself.

"I'm not convinced I know how to read. I've just memorized a lot of words."


34. It's important to live in the moment.

"I know this isn't gonna end well but the middle part is gonna be awesome."


35. Drinking makes you cooler.

Jess: "Drinking to be cool, Nick? That's not a real thing."

Nick: "That's the only thing in the world I know to be true."

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The Zodiac Signs As Bath And Body Works Scents

Just in case you want to know what scent you are!

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Bath and Body Works fans could be considered to be part of a cult. The scents draw you in as if calling your name, if you ever
wondered what your scent should be based on your zodiac sign, here it is!

Aries: Country Apple

The rather impulsive Aries takes their time picking and choosing the scents from Bath and Body Works. The soothing scent of a fresh apple orchard is just what they need on a daily basis to keep up with their shenanigans.

Taurus: Japanese Cherry Blossom

The personality of a Taurus is stubborn, or what I like to say, is stuck in their ways. When they first discovered this scent in middle school, this was it. This is the only scent you will find anywhere around a Taurus.

Libra: Pink Chiffon

Pink Chiffon is another cult classic. This best selling scent went out of style for a hot second but is back and bigger than ever.

Leo: Thousand Wishes

Thousand Wishes is a purr-fect scent for a Leo. The light scent adornes the wearer just the right amount to get the desired reaction from those around them.

Aquarius: Be Enchanted

The rather cold personality of an Aquarius is counteracted by the loving scent of Be Enchanted. The scent is just enough tenderness for the wearer to be relaxed.

Gemini: Moonlight Path

Gemini's constantly change their favorite scent and are in and out of the store almost weekly to by new lotions, candles, and body washes. You will never see a full empty bottle of anything, however, Moonlight Path is the scent they keep coming back to again and again.

Virgo: Sea Island Cotton

The clean personality of a Virgo must be matched with the clean scent of Sea Island Cotton.

Capricorn: Cucumber Melon

Another clean scent of Cucumber Melon is the exact thing a Capricorn needs. The balance and calming scents are what make this scent so attractive to a Capricorn.

Scorpio: Paris Amour

The light scent is what you would expect from an extreme sign like a Scorpio. The scent lightly washes over the wearer in almost a cloud that

Sagittarius: Cashmere Glow

Cashmere Glow is a perfect scent for the winter sign. The vanilla and golden peach scent is just the mixture that creates the perfect accessory in the chilly months.

Pisces: Warm Vanilla Sugar

This lovely scent accentuates the lovely personality of a Pisces. They can never get enough of this scent so they just keep buying and buying until they have a full stockpile.

Cancer: Velvet Sugar

Velvet Sugar is the perfect blend of red velvet and strawberries and a Cancer is always changing their mind. The wearer can tell if it is a more red velvet or strawberry kind of day, and that is the balance that they need in their lives.

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