Corinne. Where do I even start?

I've been a fan of The Bachelor ever since Emily's season in 2012. I've watched couple after couple find their way to love and developed favorites like Becca, Sean, Catherine, Ben, and yes, Nick. I was not a fan of Nick in Andi's season, but when he came back for a second try, I started to really like him. After Bachelor in Paradise, I was hooked. So when I heard he was the next Bachelor, although I was rooting for Chase, I was thrilled. I sat down to watch the premiere of his season and enjoy. That is until I met Corinne.

I'm not going to lie, she's super entertaining. The phrases that come out of her mouth completely bewilder me. Although I hate that she's still on the show, I can't help but laugh at everything she says. For example, "cheese pasta."

Someone please tell me what the heck cheese pasta is. Is it mac and cheese? I really need to just find her nanny's contact information so I can gather the facts because I'm genuinely curious.

The whole farm thing was a ridiculous act by Corinne. Seriously? You had a medical emergency so you couldn't scoop poop. Stop lying to us Corinne.

Also, why at 24 years old do you have a nanny? That's completely insane!! She can not cook, clean, do laundry, cut cucumbers, or survive without a nanny, yet she is hoping to be a wife.

Her attempts to seduce Nick also just make me uncomfortable. The drop top, bouncy house, trench coat, and whip cream are just too much for me. You do know that the entire world can watch this right? Your grandma could be watching.

Before this season, I had never witnessed a contestant miss a rose ceremony. It is required. The big thing about The Bachelor is the rose ceremony. Without rose ceremonies there would be no show, so you go. Regardless of how tired you are, you go to the ceremony. Obviously Corinne thinks she's the exception.

If she says "I run a multimillion dollar company" run more time, I MIGHT LOSE IT.

As much as I love hearing and seeing the crazy things she does, it's time for her to go. At this point, her presence is just making me like Nick less. It truly looks like he doesn't want to find a wife and he just wants to fool around and it's evident that the girls in the house feel the same.

The last thing I hate is that we know she isn't leaving. There have been numerous scenes with her in trailers. Until I see the scene where she goes to seduce Nick at his hotel room, I will watch every rose ceremony with a sad face, knowing she's getting a rose.