Let's face it. We have all spent countless hours on our phones so we could listen to Vine compilations of the same handful of vines we know and love. From Miss Keisha to almost dropping the croissant, I have found myself in a whirlpool of vine knowledge.
Then, this made me wonder about a really astonishing idea. Could these work in real life?
1. "I smell like beef."
Step one: Get a dog, name it beef.
Step two: Cuddle beef.
Step three: You can officially say you smell like beef.
2. "Welcome to Chili's"
Get a job at Chilis and practice your mantra in the mirror (in only boxers) before trying it out at work...with more clothes, of course.
3. "T-T-T-T-Target."
This one is pretty easy, search all over your state (or the U.S.) find a Target with just the T blinking and repeat this phrase. I suggest you do this with other companies as well. W-W-W-Walmart is quite funny too.
4. "If you wanna french fry..."
This is a good way to talk yourself out of your diet. Do you want a french fry? Of course, you do, eat a french fry, or a burger if that's what you want. Also, this works when convincing friends to buy you food.
5. "Birthday gift on my birthday."
This is for your next birthday party when someone doesn't understand the rules of birthday gifts... obviously.