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5 Reasons To Totally Obsess Over Target

I've already dropped $3 and I haven't even made it in the store yet...

Haley Dominique
Sep 24, 2017
Ball State University
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5 Reasons To Totally Obsess Over Target
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The motherland. The holy grail. The greatest place you have ever visited in your entire life.

No, I'm not talking about heaven, but it's close enough.

I'm talking about Target.

If you're obsessed with Target like myself, you know and agree with me that it is literally the greatest place ever. Now, if you're not completely sold, I have compiled a list of reasons why Target is the greatest place EVER.

1. The Popcorn and ICEEs

Right when you step through the doors, your nose immediately leads you to the smells of freshly popped popcorn. What better way to compliment your salty popcorn than with a nice, sugar-filled, refreshing ICEE?

2. The $5 and Under Section

So after you're $3 deep after you buy your popcorn and ICEE, you approach the marvelous section that I personally like to blow all my money in. The $5 and under section. Here you can find (un)necessary things that you just have to have. So at this point, you're about $15 in, but it's fine because it's Target.

3. The Decor

If you couldn't find anything to spend in the $5 and under area, you will definitely find something to buy back in the home decor. Target is amazing because it has a wide variety of selections that you can spend money on that you don't have.

4. Clothes and Shoes

Trendy, and affordable?! Sign me up. You're delusional if this is not a positive. Target has great prices on clothes and they continue to stay up to date with the new trends.

5. The Employees

The employees, or as I like to call them, "the Chick-fil-A's of retail," are incredibly kind. If you've been to Target, think about the interaction you've had with the workers. Pretty good right? Now if you haven't been, but imagine a Chick-Fil-A employee but in a red shirt, khakis, and inside a giant store.

The list could go on.

Target is the best, and if you don't agree you have not utilized your Target near you, and have not fully experienced Target in the way you should.

Now, if you will excuse me...

I have to run to Target at this very moment and spend $40.

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