The best gift ever. "But if Cathy makes my paddle again, I'm going to be so mad. She never puts any effort into it and it always looks like crap."
2. Ugg boots
3. Monogrammed baseball cap
Like, sports and stuff.
Because, as explained above... paddles.
So that they can tweet about going there and think that they have the scientific answer to why it is better than Qdoba.
7. Matching shirts for the fam
You are not a family unless you have the cutest shirts and take the cutest pictures laying in a circle holding hands.
8. For Chad from Sigma Apple Pie to text her back
9. 50-piece McNugget
With ranch dressing and sriracha, please.
Preferably the ones with a dog on it, but any will do.
11. Hillary Clinton to be president
13. Money for South Padre in the spring
14. Yeti cup
To put your spring break substances in.
That you probably won't really write that much in any way. Who needs dollar notebooks though when you have those?
16. Chocolate and ibuprofen
For when the time of the month hits and suddenly you're crying because your boyfriend doesn't have a dog and you don't know why he is so selfish and needs to adopt one.
17. Nike Socks
18. Pens in every color
To color code the notes even though you're just going to search Quizlet for old tests anyway.
To wear with torn up jeans.
20. Avocado toast
21. Money for dues
What does this money even go towards anyway?
22. To be able to eat without getting fat
A perfect bod would be nice, but pizza is nicer.
For the few days that it rains.
24. A little
Omg. Bestie for the restie!! I've never met someone so much like me EVER!!!!!!!!!
25. Norts in every color
So that you can wear each pair three days in a row.
26. A new Finsta name because her risk management requested to follow hers
27. Body pillow
Better than snuggling with a boy, cheaper than snuggling with a dog.
28. Polaroid Camera
To capture all of your precious memories... like the time your roommate blacked out so hard that she couldn't walk up the stairs so her boyfriend had to carry her.
To rest your brain from all of the hard work that you do.
30. Sorority monogram for car/laptop
So that cops know you probably have alcohol in your messy car somewhere.
31. Laptop Stickers
If you are going to be pretty your laptop has to be pretty too
32. Jewelry for formal
So that you don't have to buy it
33. A day off work for a mandatory event that you didn't even want to go to in the first place
You request off for 1473289471238 events so one of them is bound to get denied.
34. Pinnacle vodka
Just because pinnacle sounds cool. Also, don't forget the Mio.
To craft and get all over your room and have it be there literally until the day you move out.
36. Four Loko
For those nights that you want to get weird at Sig Ep.
36. Black Leather Skirt
They aren't comfortable at all but they're "in" so whatever.
37. Jean jacket
Hopefully with a cute painting on the back
So you can look "bad"
That you have to hide from your landlord/dorm advisor
40. Any hoodie that doesn't belong to them
Because for some reason, hoodies that aren't yours are more comfortable
Everyone is obsessed with it, you should be too.
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