Thoughts You Have On Your First Day Of Work
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Thoughts You Have On Your First Day Of Work

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Thoughts You Have On Your First Day Of Work
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It's the beginning of summer. For many young college students like yourself, this means baseball games, road trips, new jobs and summer internships. With a heart full of excitement and a mind full of anxiety, here are 35 actual thoughts I had on my first day.

OK, here we go, what to wear.

I want to look like I’m an adult and professional.

Dress pants and a button down. This seems good.

Is this trying too hard?

Probably, but I don’t have time to change now.

OK, let’s try not to get lost.

Which train is the right train?!

Somebody help!

Should I use this emergency button…?

“Hi…I don’t know where I’m going.”

OK, I’m at the address… where is the building?

*Walks around in a circle using Google maps*

Phew, found it.

And I have 10 minutes to spare.

OK, let’s do this.

*Opens the door*

OK, be cool, be cool.

And I just made a fool of myself looking for the trash can.

Boss seems chill. And there’s a puppy.

Supervisor seems cool.

She wants me to do what?

I’ve never done that before.

It’s OK, you’ll learn. That’s the point.

I can do this. Don’t be afraid to ask questions.

Wait, there’s only one thing I need to fix?

OK, next task.

*Four hours later*

WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK

They see me, do their der der der der der der...

I think this is how I’m supposed to do this….but I’m a little afraid to ask.

OK... let’s see...

Right. Thank you, Jesus.

OK, I’m getting the hang of this.

Check me out!

Time to head home feeling like a champ!

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