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34 Thoughts When It's Pay Day

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Megan Turner
Aug 03, 2017
Western Carolina University
23
34 Thoughts When It's Pay Day

Payday is like a beautiful gift on Christmas morning that you have waited so long for. There are so many mixed emotions that you don't know what to do.

  1. Oh HELLO BEAUTIFUL
  2. I love direct deposit
  3. What bills do I have to pay?
  4. Will my insurance company get mad if I don’t pay my insurance for a month?
  5. I don’t need a phone bill..I’m on wifi all the time.
  6. I CAN BUY EXPENSIVE ALCOHOL NOW
  7. I wonder how much stuff I can buy from VS or American Eagle
  8. I am rich yall
  9. I wonder if I skip my car payment if they will repo my car….
  10. I guess I could carpool if I needed to….
  11. I wonder if Sephora has any good deals..
  12. I can actually buy groceries other than Ramen now.
  13. I need a pedi so bad
  14. I wonder if I could fit in a massage too!
  15. Or even a facial.
  16. Is this how rich people live everyday?
  17. Don’t stripppers make like $600 a night or more..
  18. I think I chose the wrong job.
  19. I really don’t get paid enough to deal with these crazy people.
  20. I think they forgot an extra 0 on my paycheck…
  21. I thought I worked like 10 more hours than that…
  22. I feel like I live at that place
  23. I wonder what everyone else made
  24. I probably should save some of this so I actually have money
  25. I can last on a half a tank for 2 weeks….
  26. So I guess I am going to Olive Garden tonight...with wine please
  27. I wonder if I could afford a gym membership too..
  28. I should probably should put some away in a retirement account..
  29. But i have my whole life to do that.
  30. I have so many tabs open, which one to pick?
  31. The one with more stuff?
  32. The one with less stuff?
  33. Or should I get them all..
  34. I wonder why my money never lasts
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