I mean, you can have a boyfriend. It can be fun, but it comes with a lot of other baggage. I don't mean to be rude; it can be good baggage or bad baggage. But I think wings are the better choice, and let me tell you why:
1. Wings will always be there.
2. You can go to dinner with wings in sweatpants and no one cares.
3. There are unlimited flavors to spice up every day.
4. If you like one flavor more than the other it's not even cheating.
5. Wings don't judge you by the amount of wings you eat.
6. Wings don't care where you are.
7. Or who you're with.
8. Wings literally go with anything.
9. You don't have to worry about if your friends will like him. Everyone loves wings.
10. Commitment? What is that?
11. Wings are cheaper than a boyfriend. #traditionaltuesdays
12. Wings listen and never back talk.
13. You don't have to worry about what their family is like because they don't have any.
14. It doesn't matter what bar you go to, wings will always be there.
15. Wings don't care if they "miss the big game."
16. Wings aren't needy.
17. Wings don't get drunk and annoying.
18. Wings don't have birthdays, so you don't have to buy them anything.
19. Wings don't say "I love you."
20. Numbers don't matter with wings.
21. Wings don't care if you sleep in or not.
22. Wings don't require hourly attention.
23. They don't care if you're late.
24. Or if you don't answer the phone.
25. Wings don't care how many times you watch One Tree Hill over and over again.
26. Wings look good in any lighting.
27. Wings don't piss you off.
28. Wings don't have bad breath.
29. Wings can't screenshot your snapchats.
30. Wings know how to comfort you.
31. Wings don't do anything wrong.
32. Wings won't buy you a promise ring.
33. Wings don't even make you make things official.
34. Wings don't question what you do.
35. Wings can't get thrown out of a bar.
36. Wings don't wear pants so neither do you.
37. Wings don't care if you're a messy eater.
38. Wings don't call you at 2 a.m.
39. Wings are welcome at any party.
40. Wings will never let you down.
I mean, how could you not think wings are better than a relationship?
