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30 One-Liners Overheard In Hawkins, Indiana To Use Until 'Stranger Things 3'

And the Season 3 countdown has begun

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30 One-Liners Overheard In Hawkins, Indiana To Use Until 'Stranger Things 3'
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Like most people on the planet, my newest obsession is the Netflix show “Stranger Things."

I binge-watched both seasons in four days and I have no shame about it. I love everything about the show, (except season 2, episode 7 *insert eye roll here*). It’s scary, funny, suspenseful and fascinating. There's a little something for everyone including 80's nostalgia, conspiracy theory fuel, budding romances, high stakes, middle school drama, and goonies-esque adventures.

Since we can’t visit Hawkins, fight Demogorgons and babysit with Steve Harrington, here are the best and most famous lines from both seasons of “Stranger Things”.

Warning: Stop reading if you haven’t finished the series yet, it’s too good to spoil.

1. "Friends don't lie"

Classic Eleven

2. "You shouldn't like things because people tell you you're supposed to"

Wisdom from the Byers boys

3. "Mornings are for coffee and contemplation"

Hopper has never been more right

4. "Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?!"

Dustin needs to open those curiosity doors, Mr. Clarke!

5. "Sorry, you ate my cat"

Justice for Mews

6. “I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.”

Steve Harrington: Father of the year


7. "I don't care if anyone believes me!"

Joyce Byers breakdown #87

8. "Sometimes, your total obliviousness blows my mind"

Me in every situation

9. "If anyone asks where I am, I've left the country!"

Me when my parents look at my grades

10. "LANDO!"

The perfect line to throw at any traitor

11. "Yeah, that's right! You better run! She's our friend and she's crazy!"

My friends when I walk in a room


12. "Mouthbreather"

My new favorite insult

13. "You're going to take out the Demogorgon with a slingshot?" "First of all, it's a wrist-rocket"

The best way to kill a Demogorgon

14. "Just wait til we tell Will that Jennifer Hayes was crying at his funeral"

Middle School priorities

15. "We never would've upset you if we knew you had superpowers"

Know if someone can control things with their mind before you make them angry

16. "Don't take it so personally, okay? I don't like most people. He's in the vast majority"

I've never related to Jonathan Byers more

17. "Why do we even need weapons anyway? We have her." "She shut one door!" "With her mind!"

Duh, Lucas...

18. "Nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world"

More wisdom from the Byers boys

19. "Bullshit"

Drunk Nancy is the best Nancy

20. "I need my paddles!"

Dustin needs his curiosity paddles, librarian!

21. "Let's burn that lab to the ground"

See ya never, Hawkins lab

22. "Our children don't live here anymore, you didn't know that?"

Ted Wheeler lost father of the year to Steve

23. "How do you know Dart's not just a lizard?" "Because its face opened up and it ate my cat."

Signs 1. and 2. that your pet is a baby demadog

24. "I'm curious why all of a sudden you look like some kind of MTV punk"

Hopper's dad joke on point

25. "It's going to be okay. Remember? Bob Newby-Superhero"

RIP Bob

26. "This is a groundbreaking scientific discovery! We can't just bury it like some common mammal, okay?"

I think Dustin needs to buy the Byers a new fridge...

27. "I never gave up on you. I called you every night"

Mike and Eleven having a Nicholas Sparks moment

28. "Hey, buddy, shhh! It's okay! You put up a good fight!"

Role reversed where Dustin babysits Steve

29. "You did good, kid"

Hopper and Eleven are father/daughter goals

30. "Bitchin'"

Drops the mic with her mind


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