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26 Times That Drinking Wine Is The Answer

I'm not sure if there is actually a time wine isn't a good idea?

Samantha Short

Sep 01, 2016

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26 Times That Drinking Wine Is The Answer

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I'm a firm believer that there is literally never a bad time for wine. As far as I'm concerned a little (or a lot) of wine makes everything better. But just incase you need any convincing that right now is a good time to crack open that bottle sitting on your counter, go ahead and take a look at these times wine is pretty much essential. Enjoy yourself, enjoy that wine.

1. You're having a Girl's Night.

What better way to bond with friends? There isn't one.

2. Or you're alone in your room.

You can have fun without anyone else, as long as you have wine.

3. You're cooking dinner.

I mean you need something to drink while cooking.

4. Or eating dinner.

And what's dinner without wine?

5. You've finished everything on your to-do list.

Wine is the best damn reward out there.

6. Or haven't even started yet.

Wine will make me more productive, right?

7. Your parents start questioning your life plan.

Mom, I'm 21 give me a few more years of happiness.

8. Or asking about your romanic life.

I'm actually in a relationship with wine.

9. You had a terrible day.

The only thing that can make this day better is wine.

10. Or you need to celebrate a great day.

Accomplishments big or small deserve celebration.

11. It's 5 o'clock.

Finally, I can start doing what I do best.

12. Or breakfast time.

Who said coffee mugs are just for coffee?

13. Your boyfriend is making you watch sports.

Watching your boyfriend's favorite team lose for the 4th time in a row is bearable with wine involved.

14. Or you just watched some romantic movie.

What better to help you with your emotions?

15. There's a half empty bottle left over.

Drinking last nights wine doesn't even really count.

16. Or you want the challenge of a full bottle.

Go big or go home, right?

17. You got new wine glasses.

The bigger the better.

18. Or haven't done dishes in week.

I mean, it comes in a glass so you're good.

19. You're asking yourself WWJD?

Well... in the name of being more like Jesus.

20. Or you didn't drink any yesterday.

A day without wine just isn't right. Time to make up for it.

21. Someone says those three magic words:

Forget "I love you" I just want to hear this.

22. Or you're trying to live a healthy lifestyle.

Drinking in the name of health.

23. You just got paid.

You're welcome, friends.

24. Or you only have $6 to spend.

Even the cheapest wine is still wine.

25. Your boyfriend is being annoying.

I actually need this right now to deal with you.

26. Or he bought you wine.

You may be my soulmate.

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26 Times That Drinking Wine Is The Answer

I'm not sure if there is actually a time wine isn't a good idea?

1. You're having a Girl's Night.

2. Or you're alone in your room.

3. You're cooking dinner.

4. Or eating dinner.

5. You've finished everything on your to-do list.

6. Or haven't even started yet.

7. Your parents start questioning your life plan.

8. Or asking about your romanic life.

9. You had a terrible day.

10. Or you need to celebrate a great day.

11. It's 5 o'clock.

12. Or breakfast time.

13. Your boyfriend is making you watch sports.

14. Or you just watched some romantic movie.

15. There's a half empty bottle left over.

16. Or you want the challenge of a full bottle.

17. You got new wine glasses.

18. Or haven't done dishes in week.

19. You're asking yourself WWJD?

20. Or you didn't drink any yesterday.

21. Someone says those three magic words:

22. Or you're trying to live a healthy lifestyle.

23. You just got paid.

24. Or you only have $6 to spend.

25. Your boyfriend is being annoying.

26. Or he bought you wine.

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

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Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

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It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

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You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

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Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

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4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

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