Ted

1. "Because sometimes even if you know how something’s gonna end that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride." -Ted
2. "The littlest thing can cause a ripple effect that changes your life." -Ted
3. "You may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone’s face, but there’s a third option: You can just let it go, and only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward." – Ted
4. "It’s been a major pleasure, Major Pleasure!" -Ted
5. "That’s how it goes kids. The friends, neighbors, drinking buddies, and partners in crime you love so much when you’re young, as the years go by, you just lose touch. You will be shocked, kids, when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That’s why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you do something about it." – Ted

Robin

1. "The future is scary but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. Yes it’s tempting." -Robin
2. "Oh, my God, look at you cowards! So afraid of any kind of change. So terrified of anything new. So-so desperate to cling to anything comfortable and familiar." -Robin
3. "If you keep giving up on people so quickly, you’re gonna miss out on something great." -Robin
4. "I like Scotch that’s old enough to order its own Scotch." -Robin
5. "HEY! I’m a lady!" (spits) -Robin

Barney

1. "Sometimes we search for one thing but discover another." -Barney
2. "Whenever I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead." -Barney
3. "Whatever you do in this life, it’s not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it." -Barney
4. "Crazy girls are crazy because they are crazy!" -Barney
5. "Uh let's see, suits, laser tag, I say 'wait for it' a lot, that’s pretty much it." -Barney

Lily

1. "You can’t just skip ahead to where you think your life should be." -Lily
2. "Look, you can’t design your life like a building. It doesn’t work that way. You just have to live it… and it’ll design itself." -Lily
3. "That was really creepy. I don’t want to see you for a while." -Lily
4. "Why say goodbye to good things?" -Lily
5. "Oprah wasn’t built in a day!" -Lily

Marshall

1. "She has never seen 'Star Wars'? Ted, the only people in the universe that haven’t seen 'Star Wars' are the characters in 'Star Wars' and that’s because they lived them, Ted! That’s cause they LIVED the 'Star Wars'!" -Marshall
2. "Being in a couple is hard. And committing, making sacrifices; it’s hard. But if it’s the right person, then it’s easy. Looking at that girl and knowing she’s all you really want out of life, that should be the easiest thing in the world. And if it’s not like that, then she’s not the one." -Marshall
3. "This was bound to happen eventually. I’ve been trying so hard to suppress like my carefree idiot side that it just rebelled and came out swingin’." -Marshall
4. "Mom I hate to be that guy, but I’m pretty sure it was hot pocket o’clock like ten minutes ago." -Marshall
5. "No! Santa needs protein." -Marshall

Thanks for making me watch this show, Dillon.