22 Thoughts You Have When Going To An Airport | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

22 Thoughts You Have When Going To An Airport

The airport can be a place of quiet ease or serious panic.

160
22 Thoughts You Have When Going To An Airport
Photo by Anete Lūsiņa on Unsplash.com

Flying is an interesting experience, to say the least. From beginning to end, the experience can be quite stressful and draining. From arriving at the airport to boarding the plane, so many things can make flying taxing. Here are some thoughts you will have when getting ready to fly. No matter the event leading up go getting to your final destination, I wish you a smooth ride through TSA and in the air.


1. Please tell me my bag is under 50lbs.


2. Okay, the family of 17 flying to Disney for the first time, we get it. You're excited.


3. Where’s my I.D. and boarding pass?!


4. Ok, it’s in my pocket, I’m good. Maybe if I move it to my backpack, I won’t lose it.


5. Why is everyone also flying at 5 am?


6. Who picked 3.4 ounces as a safe amount? Why not 4 ounces?


7. TSA can kiss my butt


8. Oh dang, I’m getting close to the front of the line.

Where’s my I.D. and boarding pass? I left it in my pocket... great.

9. I look nervous. They’re noticing. Play it cool.


10. Oh. Duh. They’re in my backpack!


11. Why is it that kids and the elderly don’t have to take off they’re shoes but I do?


They are just as likely to be hiding stuff in them as me in flip flops

12. Damnit I never make it through without being pulled to the side


13. The TSA lady touched my boobs...


14. Ok made it through TSA... I can breathe again.


15. Where is gate C34? Oh, it’s probably by gate C33


16. Lmao, it’s not even close to C33...


17. Ok let’s find some coffee


18. Coffee is $6. Never mind then.


19. I’ll just live off a complimentary soda and peanuts


20. Yay time to board... jk I’m not first class.


Guess I'll wait.

21. No sir, I actually am strong enough to lift my own bag.


22. Let get this mofo off the ground!

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

125534
Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

27951
Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less
Health and Wellness

10 Hygiene Tips For All College Athletes

College athletes, it's time we talk about sports hygiene.

26035
Woman doing pull-ups on bars with sun shining behind her.

I got a request to talk about college athletes hygiene so here it is.

College athletes, I get it, you are busy! From class, to morning workouts, to study table, to practice, and more. But that does not excuse the fact that your hygiene comes first! Here are some tips when it comes to taking care of your self.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments